Isolated Blurt Thread

[Roxanne Appleby]

You're so cool, Rox.

A couple years ago I was taking a drive through the mountains and stopped to pick up a hitchhiker. Mind, this is NOT my usual practice, but he was in a wetsuit, helmet, and sunglasses and he had his kayak beside him. He'd been shooting the river that runs next to the highway and needed a lift back to his vehicle. Ever since then I've wanted to learn how to do kayak in white-water. I doubt I'll try anything over class III rapids (maybe, just maybe class IV) but it would still be quite an adrenaline rush.

You're sweet.

I'm mostly almost old now, but I used to be almost cool. I learned to roll a kayak at a clinic in a swimming pool, but never got good enough to do it in earnest in a loaded sea kayak on wavy big water.

One time I picked up a hitchhiker with a high powered rifle on a lonely rural road. Seriously - it was in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan on one of the first few days of deer hunting season in November: The guy was an obvious upstanding citizen - the rifle was like a bonafide in that context. It turned out he had tracked a wounded dear for miles through the woods.

 

[McKenna]

One time I picked up a hitchhiker with a high powered rifle on a lonely rural road. Seriously - it was in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan on one of the first few days of deer hunting season in November: The guy was an obvious upstanding citizen - the rifle was like a bonafide in that context. It turned out he had tracked a wounded dear for miles through the woods.

These are the kind of real-life stories that would make good erotic fiction (with a little "extra" thrown in! )



I'm off to bed. G'night Lit.

 

[Trombonus]

These are the kind of real-life stories that would make good erotic fiction (with a little "extra" thrown in! )



I'm off to bed. G'night Lit.

Night boss.

 

[cloudy]

Took Roxanne's quiz....not sure if it's accurate or not, but I scored 42:

41 TO 50 POINTS : Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and alway s interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

45

41 TO 50 POINTS : Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and alway s interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

I don't know if that fits me or not then again I never see myself as other see me.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Early Goldfrapp sounds like Satie

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I wish there was a way to tell you how I felt without me destroying anyone

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

It's 8am on a Saturday morning and the kids are sleeping over somewhere else. I should still be sleeping, but my brain won't shut up.

 

[cloudy]

It's 8am on a Saturday morning and the kids are sleeping over somewhere else. I should still be sleeping, but my brain won't shut up.

...and I have extras, as usual.

I don't even like kids that much, so how come I always wind up with them all over here??????

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

...and I have extras, as usual.

I don't even like kids that much, so how come I always wind up with them all over here??????

because of butthead?

 

[Vermilion]

...and I have extras, as usual.

I don't even like kids that much, so how come I always wind up with them all over here??????

I reckon kids like adults who don;t like them. Like cats.
Just being contrary.


Start being nice to them and they'll stay away
x
V

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Kids flock to places where they feel wanted. . .

Cloudy, you may not like them sometimes, but they obviously feel safe in your presence and cared about, when they may not be getting that somewhere else.

 

[SlickTony]

I've heard of households where any kid who enters the house has to stand on newspapers on the kitchen floor. Henry's friends have no such problem when they come to see me. I'm a pathologically bad housekeeper.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I want to go out skating again...

 

[_Lynn_]

I wish there was someone around to give Me a hug once in a while.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I wish there was someone around to give Me a hug once in a while.

I'll hug you

 

[_Lynn_]

I'll hug you

Thank you....I needed that

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

A converstion with Self. . .

"Why are you eating that? It doesn't even taste good."

"Because it's there."

"Well, stop it!"

"OK."

 

[cloudy]

I have one child living at home.

I had three children in the house last night, and early this morning.

Now there are six in my backyard, from the age of five (2) up to 9 (1).

Are they multiplying by cell division when I'm not watching??????

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Conversation with Self Part 2

"Why do you do this to yourself?"

"Because no one will do it for me. . ."

"Answering yourself is a sign of instability."

"But what is writing to yourself a sign of?"

 

[Guest]

im smiling while i fix your dinner.
im smiling while i kiss your daughter good bye
im smiling when i listen to her 1/2hour tirade about how shes putting out an all points bulletin for her lost dogs.

i put up with quite a bit...


but


now youre really digging in and making my life hell. my wife means the world to me and youre hurting her. it will not go without mention.

just thought you should know.

 

[scheherazade_79]

im smiling while i fix your dinner.
im smiling while i kiss your daughter good bye
im smiling when i listen to her 1/2hour tirade about how shes putting out an all points bulletin for her lost dogs.

i put up with quite a bit...


but


now youre really digging in and making my life hell. my wife means the world to me and youre hurting her. it will not go without mention.

just thought you should know.

Do you want some extra muscle there, Vella? If so, I'm free!

 

[Vermilion]

I have one child living at home.

I had three children in the house last night, and early this morning.

Now there are six in my backyard, from the age of five (2) up to 9 (1).

Are they multiplying by cell division when I'm not watching??????

This just made me laugh so hard - and conjures up quite a mental image to boot!

x
V

ps- Red - if you brush your teeth it stops you wanting to eat so much... usually.

 

[Samandiriel]

Vana!!!.......you've exceeded your quota again.

 

[impressive]

You are an incredible friend, and so is your wife!