Isolated Blurt Thread

[OhMissScarlett]

Hee

Seriously though, I get the feeling that woman honestly thinks her son is still a virgin. How is that even possible?

LOL. Sounds like she's in serious denial. Either that or she's a member of the born again virgins club herself.

 

[fieryjen]

LOL. Sounds like she's in serious denial. Either that or she's a member of the born again virgins club herself.

Entirely possible.

I'm just getting more and more annoyed with the whole thing. I've tried pretty hard to make them like me, but they just can't even seem to see past the fact that I'm agnostic. It's kind of breaking my heart at the same time, because I know S loves his parents and wants them to approve. Naturally, he wants me to like them too.

 

[Belegon]

My possible future mother-in-law just sent me a brochure about born-again virgins.

It's official, she hates me. Damn it.

I understand.

Wife and I have been on somewhat shaky ground for awhile. About six months ago we decided to give counseling a try. I let her set up the first appointment.

It was at the local fundamentalist TV-preaching Fire & Brimstone our-way-or-the-hellway church.

Blurb from their "I'm New" page...
What We Believe
We believe the Bible, composed of the sixty-six books of the Old and New Testaments, to be the inspired (God-breathed), authoritative (final authority), infallible (without mistakes as God inspired its writer) Word of God. (11 Timothy 3:16). The Bible is the final authority for all matters of faith and practice. In other words, it is the revealed will of God concerning what Christians should believe and how they should live.

Within ten minutes of sitting down (yes, I'm amazed I agreed to go inside) she had told the female counselor I self identified as a "pornographer" on my blog and it had become a game of "let's tell Bel why he is a horrible husband."

I still shake my head when I think about it. Of course, I refused to go back.

(please note: this is NOT intended to "bash" Christians. The church in question is a hard-line fundamentalist organization. I'm as likely to fit in there as a giraffe with a family of prairie dogs.)

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

no...

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

Walking down the road
hands tucked in my pockets
an old notched dime
entertaining my fingertips

One green eye looking forward
one blue eye looking back
a tomorrow to chase
and a yesterday to cherish

today it seems is always
now is forever my time
but never in the future
does the past rest

Now is the only world I know
and maybe that's ok
I'll just smile like I always have
and continue to rediscover life
with every fallen footstep

 

[slyc_willie]

I want a new take!!!!!

 

[maggot420]

I want a new take!!!!!

how many takes do you need to finish the scene?

 

[slyc_willie]

how many takes do you need to finish the scene?

Just one . . .

But it has to be original

Or at least true.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Where's Dampy?

*sits in the corner rocking back and forth, crying* where's dampy? where's dampy? where's dampy?

i emailed her a couple of days ago to tell her i was missing her, i know she's got a lot on atm and she said somethikng about the net at home being awry.

~~ Little 3yo sis doth snore like a baby elephant. Highly distracting.

 

[maggot420]

Just one . . .

But it has to be original

Or at least true.

prima donna

 

[slyc_willie]

prima donna

Nope.

Just hopeful.

 

[Vermilion]

Nope.

Just hopeful.

For what?
x
V

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

as a ps to my previous post...why the fuck do i bother with a belt? it's not like its to hold my jeans up or anything, i wear it so loose that my jeans hang off my child-bearing hips anyway... yes, i have a rather shapely figure...

 

[slyc_willie]

For what?
x
V

Inspiration

Hi

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

as a ps to my previous post...why the fuck do i bother with a belt? it's not like its to hold my jeans up or anything, i wear it so loose that my jeans hang off my child-bearing hips anyway... yes, i have a rather shapely figure...

I don't know... Why Are you bothering with a belt, when my hands will do the trick?

Oh wait... you meant "hold them up"... my mistake...

 

[maggot420]

Nope.

Just hopeful.

You cant ask for much more than that. To be without hope would be...tragic

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Where are you?

 

[maggot420]

Where are you?

I'm spiritually and mentally in space.

where are you?

 

[mckai777]

You cant ask for much more than that. To be without hope would be...tragic

Indeed.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I don't know... Why Are you bothering with a belt, when my hands will do the trick?

Oh wait... you meant "hold them up"... my mistake...

i think it is everyone's mission to make the indian one blush (i swear to god i never knew i could blush till about a year ago!!!)

~ i just realised the mints i just bought in M&S have 'beef gelatine' in it, and i don't eat beef. I make a point of not eating beef. I've just had two of those mints. I think i'll give the rest of the box to a friend. *nods* i kinda feel eww now.

 

[Guest]

i dont really know but i felt like blurting.


so



blurt

 

[maggot420]

i dont really know but i felt like blurting.


so



blurt

I was going to say that exact same thing.

Mornin Vella

 

[Vermilion]

Chuffed! New poem accepted in record time!
Hold Me

Very exciting.
x
V

 

[Guest]

I was going to say that exact same thing.

Mornin Vella

what a coinkydink.
im not all that surprised though...they say wicked intellectual types often have that feeling of ...erm...
yeah so, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

 

[maggot420]

what a coinkydink.
im not all that surprised though...they say wicked intellectual types often have that feeling of ...erm...
yeah so, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

I'll buy anything you're selling darling.