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Stop being a moron and offering me cashew nuts. Evidently you want to drive me to A&E at 2am...git.

Oh, and what motherfucker mixed pistachio's with MY sultanas?! i am the ONLY one in the HOUSE who eats sultanas and now some moron has mixed nuts into the bag.

i live with moronic parents. i really do.
 
Well folks, it looks like I've been visited by my first troll. :(

Yesterday Virtual Reality was at 5.oo with 13 votes. Today it's at 4.71 with 14. I did the math. It's funny how a single vote of 1 can drastically change your score.
 
Trombonus said:
Well folks, it looks like I've been visited by my first troll. :(

Yesterday Virtual Reality was at 5.oo with 13 votes. Today it's at 4.71 with 14. I did the math. It's funny how a single vote of 1 can drastically change your score.
I don't know if that is a troll or not. *hugs* One 1 vote, could be someone who didn't like the story. . .either way though, don't let it get you down. *hugs* :kiss:
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
Ah, it's not so bad. It's just, it appears that the time, date and person for my very first threesome have been determined. I'm nervous as hell thinking this might actually happen. I mean, I'm excited, but, hell... :eek:
 
fieryjen said:
Ah, it's not so bad. It's just, it appears that the time, date and person for my very first threesome have been determined. I'm nervous as hell thinking this might actually happen. I mean, I'm excited, but, hell... :eek:

I am so jealous . . . of them.

Relax, sexy. Threesomes can be a lot of fun, as long as all three trust and respect one another.
 
slyc_willie said:
I am so jealous . . . of them.

Relax, sexy. Threesomes can be a lot of fun, as long as all three trust and respect one another.
Thank you :kiss: The thing is... I'm so damn nervous because I've gained weight :eek: and no, not fishing for compliments... the last two months have been extremely stressful, and I haven't had the time to cook really proper meals, it's been a lot of fast food and as a result I've gained weight. It's probably silly, but I wish I felt more comfortable in my skin right now.


Also, I haven't actually met the guy yet.
 
fieryjen said:
Ah, it's not so bad. It's just, it appears that the time, date and person for my very first threesome have been determined. I'm nervous as hell thinking this might actually happen. I mean, I'm excited, but, hell... :eek:


Oh I'm jealous. I want one of those.
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
Oh I'm jealous. I want one of those.
I probably sound unthankful, no? :eek: I don't mean to be. I've also wanted this for a long time... but the reality is so fucking nerve-wrecking.
 
fieryjen said:
I probably sound unthankful, no? :eek: I don't mean to be. I've also wanted this for a long time... but the reality is so fucking nerve-wrecking.

the first time I had a threesome, I was so nervous about it I was afraid I couldn't get it up. Lol. But once everyone has their clothes off, and things start moving . . . you'll forget you were nervous. Trust me.
 
slyc_willie said:
the first time I had a threesome, I was so nervous about it I was afraid I couldn't get it up. Lol. But once everyone has their clothes off, and things start moving . . . you'll forget you were nervous. Trust me.
Right now, I'm afraid they might have to get me drunk first or something. :eek: Thanks for the encouraging words though. :rose: The good news is, Mr. Third Person has done this before, so at least he'll be familiar with that type of situation.

Any hints or advice?
 
fieryjen said:
Right now, I'm afraid they might have to get me drunk first or something. :eek: Thanks for the encouraging words though. :rose: The good news is, Mr. Third Person has done this before, so at least he'll be familiar with that type of situation.

Any hints or advice?

I hope Mr. SO has good taste in men ;)
 
slyc_willie said:
I hope Mr. SO has good taste in men ;)
So do I :D

Well from the description, he's pretty hot, although S couldn't find the picture he was going to show me. I of course also have the option of saying no if I don't feel completely comfortable once I meet him. But... I think I'm much too excited about this to say no, unless I'm completely freaked out.
 
slyc_willie said:
Yeah. Let them start, be passive at first, find out what Mr. Third Person is like. Then jump 'em both ;)
Once all that gets going, I think I just might have to :devil:
 
fieryjen said:
Once all that gets going, I think I just might have to :devil:

Believe me, once the reality kicks in that two people want you, at the same time, you're going to be too excited to refuse. Not unless Mr. Third is a total dick. But I doubt that.
 
slyc_willie said:
Believe me, once the reality kicks in that two people want you, at the same time, you're going to be too excited to refuse. Not unless Mr. Third is a total dick. But I doubt that.
I hope not... :eek:
 
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