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My daughter informed me this morning, with tears in her eyes, that she had "porcupine poop."

I managed to keep a straight face. Really, I did.
 
impressive said:
My daughter informed me this morning, with tears in her eyes, that she had "porcupine poop."

I managed to keep a straight face. Really, I did.

That is truly impressive. That you kept a straight face, I mean. ROFLMAO
 
impressive said:
My daughter informed me this morning, with tears in her eyes, that she had "porcupine poop."

I managed to keep a straight face. Really, I did.


But what *is* it?
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OK. Let me get this straight. You got two houses for rent. The first one is a 3 bedroom/2 bath, 43 years old, 800 sqft, with window units.....the second one is 3 bedrooms / 2baths, less than two years old, and 1700 sqft.....and they both have the same rent................wait a minute I'm thinking........ :rolleyes:
 
Cause I like you,
Yeah, I like you,
And I'm feelin so Bohemian like you,
Yeah, I like you,
Yeah, I like you,
And I feel wahoo, wooo!
 
impressive said:

What the fuck? ...and the parents had moved him there after finding him an abused state at the old place...

*sigh*

...and not only is their beloved child gone, but the parents will probably blame themselves for having gone on that vacation. How horrible.
 
Belegon said:
What the fuck? ...and the parents had moved him there after finding him an abused state at the old place...

*sigh*

...and not only is their beloved child gone, but the parents will probably blame themselves for having gone on that vacation. How horrible.

Welcome to my world.
 
Nirvanadragones said:
Cause I like you,
Yeah, I like you,
And I'm feelin so Bohemian like you,
Yeah, I like you,
Yeah, I like you,
And I feel wahoo, wooo!

She likes me for me
Not because I sing like Pavarotti
Or because I am such a hottie
I like her for her
Not because she's phat like Cindy Crawford
She has got so much to offer
Why does she waste all her time with me
There must be something there that I don't see


;)
 
I want to visit Jerusalem.

Incredibly strong is the wish to be able to slip on the skin of those from other countries and cultures, to just know all the languages with their words that taste like lace and caramel and pennies left out in the rain.

Bless me with babies from tired lands...bless me with patience and a tender touch, but most of all bless me with love and imagination that never wanes.
 
impressive said:

Oh God, my friend who works with such children was just telling me about an instance where she had to report a co-worker for restraining a child. And this is so close to home. She's going to be so upset. Those poor parents.
 
Good Lord! I'm so bored I almost posted on the GB. Good thing somebody pmd me in time. I would have been eaten alive.
 
MagicaPractica said:
Good Lord! I'm so bored I almost posted on the GB. Good thing somebody pmd me in time. I would have been eaten alive.

Yes, us as GB-ers are scary and will rip out your innards.

Sort of like those creatures in The Descent.
 
MagicaPractica said:
Good Lord! I'm so bored I almost posted on the GB. Good thing somebody pmd me in time. I would have been eaten alive.
You're welcome. :D
 
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