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OhMissScarlett said:
It'll be great, we'll make popcorn. :)

Hell fucking yes.

Oh hey, on a completely unrelated note, you're going to be the owner of a bar in my AH Chain story.
 
The_Darkness said:
Hell fucking yes.

Oh hey, on a completely unrelated note, you're going to be the owner of a bar in my AH Chain story.
Oh really? I used to spend a lot of time in bars, so I'm sure I'll know what I'm doing. ;)
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Oh really? I used to spend a lot of time in bars, so I'm sure I'll know what I'm doing. ;)

I wish I could afford to go to the bars like I used to. Damn family's making me poor :rolleyes:

100 bucks for booze and 5 dollars for pool, at least once a week. Those were the days.
 
Look you (insert bad word here).... I don't know why the ignore button didn't work, but it had better have this time. . .Stop spamming me you stupid, ignorant thing.... I don't want to see your websites. I don't want to sit on some cock that looks like a fire hydrant and I do not want to waste my time on YOU!
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
Look you (insert bad word here).... I don't know why the ignore button didn't work, but it had better have this time. . .Stop spamming me you stupid, ignorant thing.... I don't want to see your websites. I don't want to sit on some cock that looks like a fire hydrant and I do not want to waste my time on YOU!

Look, I'm sorry. All you had to do was say something. I really did think you wanted to see those Chinese man-slave websites, and as for the fire-hydrant, well, the pictures don't do it justice. I appologize, the web cam is grainy, out of focus, and has the totally wrong focal length. As for the ignore thing, well, as you can see from the pictures, sometimes it's hard to keep a good man down, but if you think it's good to keep a hard man down, I'll stop making random sexual comments about you and your sisters. And your mother. And your pets.

:rose:
 
The_Darkness said:
Look, I'm sorry. All you had to do was say something. I really did think you wanted to see those Chinese man-slave websites, and as for the fire-hydrant, well, the pictures don't do it justice. I appologize, the web cam is grainy, out of focus, and has the totally wrong focal length. As for the ignore thing, well, as you can see from the pictures, sometimes it's hard to keep a good man down, but if you think it's good to keep a hard man down, I'll stop making random sexual comments about you and your sisters. And your mother. And your pets.

:rose:

ROFLMAO.... Ohhhh thanks, so very much. This is the second time I got this random PM.... and I know others have to be getting it. *sigh*
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
ROFLMAO.... Ohhhh thanks, so very much. This is the second time I got this random PM.... and I know others have to be getting it. *sigh*
since I saw other people's screams of horror about random spam PMs I was forwarned when the one I got arrived... so I refused it and deleted it unread :)
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
ROFLMAO.... Ohhhh thanks, so very much. This is the second time I got this random PM.... and I know others have to be getting it. *sigh*

I started getting some from another forum a while back. I'm no slouch in the size department, but I swear to God this guy had a third arm growing out of his lower abdomen. I've seen videos of girls doing the nasty with bowling pins and wine bottles, but that'd just be warming up for this guy.

Coincidentally, his links all pointed to chinese man-slave sites. Aside from being mentally scarred until I get another concussion or drink heavily, at least it gave some entertainment.....
 
artisticbiguy said:
since I saw other people's screams of horror about random spam PMs I was forwarned when the one I got arrived... so I refused it and deleted it unread :)
I got one this morning, but didn't know what it was. This time, I just deleted it and made sure to get the ignore button again, since I must have missed it earlier. :rolleyes:
 
The_Darkness said:
I started getting some from another forum a while back. I'm no slouch in the size department, but I swear to God this guy had a third arm growing out of his lower abdomen. I've seen videos of girls doing the nasty with bowling pins and wine bottles, but that'd just be warming up for this guy.

Coincidentally, his links all pointed to chinese man-slave sites. Aside from being mentally scarred until I get another concussion or drink heavily, at least it gave some entertainment.....

I have a thread where a person posts there worst/best come on lines in a random PM. . . this one didn't even qualify, because it was soooooooooooo stupid.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I have a thread where a person posts there worst/best come on lines in a random PM. . . this one didn't even qualify, because it was soooooooooooo stupid.

Ooooh! I just got one from cindysomethingorother....let's see what it is!
 
The_Darkness said:
Oh man....I got the little window telling me I had a new PM? Where'd the message go?

Fuck.
You lost it? Ohhhh that is sad. I deleted mine or I'd have shared. *shudders in ewwwwwwww*
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
You lost it? Ohhhh that is sad. I deleted mine or I'd have shared. *shudders in ewwwwwwww*

You know. All things considered. Sharing a guy with you, let alone a guy who's hung like a mutant elephant, isn't real high on my list of shit to do......

....oh.....you meant share the pictures.


My bad.
 
The_Darkness said:
You know. All things considered. Sharing a guy with you, let alone a guy who's hung like a mutant elephant, isn't real high on my list of shit to do......

....oh.....you meant share the pictures.


My bad.


LOL... I don't plan on sharing a guy with you either. . .now a lady. ;) :p Another redhead perhaps. ;)

Maybe their account finally got blocked or deleted or something. Obviously others have gotten it. I know I complained to the head folks here and I'm sure others did too. *shrugs* Either way for now they are ignored and gone from my PM.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
LOL... I don't plan on sharing a guy with you either. . .now a lady. ;) :p Another redhead perhaps. ;)

Maybe their account finally got blocked or deleted or something. Obviously others have gotten it. I know I complained to the head folks here and I'm sure others did too. *shrugs* Either way for now they are ignored and gone from my PM.

Dirty, dirty, delicious tease. Now you've gotten my mouth all watering.

And yeah, that's probably true. On both parts :devil:
 
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