Isolated Blurt Thread

[OhMissScarlett]

It's like Jackass, only with less common sense.

 

[rgraham666]

It's like Jackass, only with less common sense.

Is such a thing possible?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Is such a thing possible?

When the male species is bored in this household, nothing is safe.

They're throwing a glass coke bottle and trying to catch it with a bed sheet.

 

[rgraham666]

When the male species is bored in this household, nothing is safe.

They're throwing a glass coke bottle and trying to catch it with a bed sheet.

Break out the disinfectant and the bandages.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Break out the disinfectant and the bandages.

that's me, nurturing caregiver/EMT

 

[rgraham666]

that's me, nurturing caregiver/EMT

If I hurt myself will you nurture me?

 

[matriarch]

Will do and of course not! *harrumph*

If you ladies have finished talking about me.......I AM in the room, you know....

*drumming fingers on keyboard*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

If I hurt myself will you nurture me?

Yes, I have a tourniquet and chicken noodle soup.

 

[Belegon]

If you ladies have finished talking about me.......I AM in the room, you know....

*drumming fingers on keyboard*

ahhh, the thoughts I've had about you being in the room...

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

fuck it i didnt need this on top of that. fuck. fuck fuck fuck.
mujhe bacho...main mere saab se bari dushmaan hain.

 

[matriarch]

ahhh, the thoughts I've had about you being in the room...

Naughty boy.

 

[impressive]

Naughty boy.

I so love that about him.

 

[damppanties]

Dampy - I'm still getting "box full" kickbacks on PMs to you. (Is lit broken somewhere?)

Sorry, so sorry. I cleaned it up and it filled up again.

Now it's cleaner and will remain so until I get you I think.

 

[rise_again]

wasnt nearly as bad as i had thought. kinda scary that im ok with this possibly being the way it will always be. always thought id make a bit more of myself.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

How in the world does that quite and timid woman coach a girl's basketball team?

 

[rgraham666]

wasnt nearly as bad as i had thought. kinda scary that im ok with this possibly being the way it will always be. always thought id make a bit more of myself.

You've got years yet. Don't sweat it.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Try it out at home before you go live with it, Zade. If you don't get the quantities and recipe right I foresee another Zade strory in the making . . .

That's the beauty of it, Roxanne

I'm using red food dye, so I'll keep my audience well back. I have six attempts... Do you think I'll be able to hit the ceiling?

 

[impressive]

Bel @ Wendy's:

"I'll have a 1/2 lb Jalapeno Cheddar Double Melt, a large fries ...








... and a Diet Coke."

 

[minsue]

wasnt nearly as bad as i had thought. kinda scary that im ok with this possibly being the way it will always be. always thought id make a bit more of myself.

You've got time.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

That's the beauty of it, Roxanne

I'm using red food dye, so I'll keep my audience well back. I have six attempts... Do you think I'll be able to hit the ceiling?

I thought it was bi-card soda? not baking powder? or is that what the vinegar is for?

i ALWAYS missed that demo...i've NEVER seen it... can i come over and watch you make a crater where your school once was?

(you need a videographer! to catch your Einstein- hair moment )

 

[HappyLlama]

.....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I feel like a big white bird. Feathery.

I watched them shave your relatives today on "Dirty Jobs"

 

[minsue]

I feel like a big white bird. Feathery.

Funny. Me, too.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I feel like a big white bird. Feathery.

Someone pass this dude a mirror...serious identity crisis case...!!

*whispers* you kinda look Llama-ish

 

[Belegon]

Bel @ Wendy's:

"I'll have a 1/2 lb Jalapeno Cheddar Double Melt, a large fries ...








... and a Diet Coke."

excuse me...but going with the Diet Coke saves almost 300 completely useless calories. *harumph*

Yes, It's junk. But I do salads 3-4 days a week....

I wanted a hot & spicy Imp melt, but they didn't have it on the menu...some thing about market conditions and the high demand for the primary ingredient.