Isolated Blurt Thread

[Fallenfromgrace]

*to the goddess of hot lesbians*

I pray you bestow upon me a hoard of horny, hot lesbians on sunday night for me to indulge in to my hearts content. I shall sacrifice a virgin in return.

*goes looking for my ex *

 

[impressive]

i peench your ass.

butt,
seriously, do you really need to hit the ground running?

Um, yes. I believe I do. It's that ass-kicking inertia thing. If I don't start strong, I'll be a slug all damned day.

 

[Guest]

Um, yes. I believe I do. It's that ass-kicking inertia thing. If I don't start strong, I'll be a slug all damned day.

the word slug is so damn subjective.

come be a slug here. i love watching you.

 

[impressive]

the word slug is so damn subjective.

come be a slug here. i love watching you.

Yes'm.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Nerd moment...

Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean a 'martini'?"
"Look," Caesar retorts, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!"

If the joke's dictator was Mussolini the language would have been Italian and he would have asked for a "martino."

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Don't sell yourself short.
Rumple Foreskin

Ditto.

 

[SensualCealy]

WTF! Where do holier than thou people get off telling people they are "nothing" just because they have a different way of looking for spiritual support than themselves?

I had this happen to me once, they came to the door soliciting their faith. I politely said I am not interested in listening to them promote the GOD I already know and love. MY God doesnt solicit, MY God knows I love him and support his work. He knows I do not have to be in a huge building full of hipocritical (sp) people praying for his help- I do it every where, sitting on the john, laying in bed, doing the dishes- when ever, where ever I feel I need to ask for help, I do it!

I dont need to contribute money to a minister, nor their residential upkeep, nor the building maintenance of the church, I have to contribute to my daily belief that, if I do good, good will happen to me.

Meh, who are those people anyway?
C

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

*to the goddess of hot lesbians*

I pray you bestow upon me a hoard of horny, hot lesbians on sunday night for me to indulge in to my hearts content. I shall sacrifice a virgin in return.

*goes looking for my ex *

Be sure to assume the proper position when making entreaties to that particular goddess.



(Deliberately fails to specify what that position is so as to allow everyone's imaginations to create custom images.)

 

[English Lady]

I want to write but I must tidy.

 

[rgraham666]

This is the equivalent of Lit suicide, but…

Thanks to a troll sweep I now have nothing but H's!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Be sure to assume the proper position when making entreaties to that particular goddess.



(Deliberately fails to specify what that position is so as to allow everyone's imaginations to create custom images.)

lol...oh the thoughts!!!

 

[Guest]

This is the equivalent of Lit suicide, but…

Thanks to a troll sweep I now have nothing but H's!

maybe i should check. i usually dont but i did about three or four days ago. seems someone was pissed at my measley 4.6-ishs and slashed my stories and my poems.
ah well, such is life.

 

[impressive]

BWAH! These were on a lyrics site:

The Way You Do the Things You Do (UB40)

You got a smile so bright
you know you could of been a candle
Im holding you so tight
you know you could of been a hand gun

The way you swipe me of my feet
you know you could of been a broom
and baby so, so sweeted
you know you could of been some bird food

well you could of been anything
that you wanted to, I can tell you
the way you do the things you do, (all right)
the way you do the things you do

As pretty as you are
you know you could of been a flower
if good looks were minutes
you know you could of been an hour

The way you stole my love
you know you could of been a crook
and baby you are so smarter
you know you could of been a school girl

well you could of been anything
that you wanted to, I can tell you
the way you do the things you do, (all right)
the way you do the things you do

You make my life so rich
you know you could of been some money
and baby your so sweet
you know you could of been some honey

well you could of been anything
that you wanted to, I can tell you
the way you do the things you do, (all right)
the way you do the things you do

As pretty as you are
you know you could of been a flower
if good looks were minutes
you know you could of been an hour

The way you stole my love
you know you could of been a crook
and baby you are so smarter
you know you could of been a school girl

well you could of been anything
that you wanted to, I can tell you
the way you do the things you do, (all right)
the way you do the things you do


the way you do the things you do, (all right)
the way you do the things you do
(you make my life so sweet)
the way you do the things you do, (all right)
the way you do the things you do
(you make my lofe so seet)
the way you do the things you do..........

You could of (COULD'VE!) been some bird food?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Indulging my natural instincs feels so good.

 

[Guest]

Indulging my natural instincs feels so good.

i have this wicked cool soap and body lotion that i got from this really gorgeous chick across the lill pond.
i indulged last night.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

i have this wicked cool soap and body lotion that i got from this really gorgeous chick across the lill pond.
i indulged last night.

It's one of my favorites. The combination of jojoba oils, patchouli oil, witch hazel and ginger spice is delicious

 

[rgraham666]

It's one of my favorites. The combination of jojoba oils, patchouli oil, witch hazel and ginger spice is delicious

Is that what happened to Ginger Spice? They made bath products out of her?

I know their music sucked, but that seems a bit extreme.

 

[McKenna]

It's snowing. Big, beautiful, fluffy white flakes. It's gorgeous. I absolutely love it except for the fact that I'm supposed to leave tomorrow to drive home. Eep.

 

[Guest]

It's snowing. Big, beautiful, fluffy white flakes. It's gorgeous. I absolutely love it except for the fact that I'm supposed to leave tomorrow to drive home. Eep.

im so damn jealous, i can taste it

id rather taste you though...

im so brazen!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Is that what happened to Ginger Spice? They made bath products out of her?

I know their music sucked, but that seems a bit extreme.

Now . . . tell me what you want, what you really, really want . . .

And, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want . . .

 

[Guest]

Now . . . tell me what you want, what you really, really want . . .

And, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want . . .

i wanna
i wanna
i really really really
wanna
zigga zig ah!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Now . . . tell me what you want, what you really, really want . . .

And, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want . . .

Cute. Hugs. How was Africa?

 

[rgraham666]

Now . . . tell me what you want, what you really, really want . . .

And, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want . . .

Sigh. I don't know any more what I really, really want.

And I'm afraid to want.

 

[rgraham666]

It's snowing. Big, beautiful, fluffy white flakes. It's gorgeous. I absolutely love it except for the fact that I'm supposed to leave tomorrow to drive home. Eep.

Hey McKenna.

I was just thinking about you. *HUGS*

Having a good Christmas?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

i wanna
i wanna
i really really really
wanna
zigga zig ah!

My favorite part of that song is: " Slam your body down and wind it all around"

I'd still like to know how to do that!