ABSTRUSE
Cirque du Freak
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This is the christmas miracle we've all been waiting for....the goiter twins Christmas lovefest.vella_ms said:is it any wonder why ive missed you so much?

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This is the christmas miracle we've all been waiting for....the goiter twins Christmas lovefest.vella_ms said:is it any wonder why ive missed you so much?

we should write a screen play for it.ABSTRUSE said:This is the christmas miracle we've all been waiting for....the goiter twins Christmas lovefest.![]()
I thought Angelina would play me and Phyliss diller would play you?vella_ms said:we should write a screen play for it.
we can get kathy bates to play you and cindy crawford to play me.
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i wanna play with both of youvella_ms said:we should write a screen play for it.
we can get kathy bates to play you and cindy crawford to play me.
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no no no... mini perl would play you and meryl streep for me.ABSTRUSE said:I thought Angelina would play me and Phyliss diller would play you?
sigh....how I love my hats.vella_ms said:no no no... mini perl would play you and meryl streep for me.

its cute in that really super obnoxious way.ABSTRUSE said:sigh....how I love my hats.![]()

who are you?bashfull said:the lovely ladies all get together and just forget about us poor overweight dwarves. sigh...


FLYINGTACKLEHUGS!!!sincerely_helene said:I would almost swear it gave me a teeny-tiny middle finger as it licked the remaining peanut butter from it's lips tauntingly, before scurrying beneath the cabinet yet again.
I threw the chopstick in the trash, and reloaded my arms. Fifth time is a charm.
Victory will be mine, 'Skippy.'![]()
Welcome back beautiful lady......sincerely_helene said:I would almost swear it gave me a teeny-tiny middle finger as it licked the remaining peanut butter from it's lips tauntingly, before scurrying beneath the cabinet yet again.
I threw the chopstick in the trash, and reloaded my arms. Fifth time is a charm.
Victory will be mine, 'Skippy.'![]()
Down Dino, Down!!vella_ms said:FLYINGTACKLEHUGS!!!
i have meesed you, beautiful!

TxRad said:Welcome back beautiful lady......![]()
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I hope its a mouse you're talking about.....![]()


Aurora Black said:"My ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling..."![]()
bashfull said:you have a ding-a-ling!!!!???!!!


femininity said:my kid says
it's so cold, my teeth are squeeky![]()
Aurora Black said:It's a song, damn it.![]()
bashfull said:And it's because of the cold that I've got shrinkage! It's shrinkage I tell ya'!
i'm not religiousbashfull said:I should start a thread called "Lesbian I sooo wanna convert"![]()