Isolated Blurt Thread

[OhMissScarlett]

My dulcet tones are beginning to echo around the AH. Where is everyone? In church or something?

Chruch? *dies laughing*

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the moaning going on in "Raw Anal Twinks Part 6" .

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

My dulcet tones are beginning to echo around the AH. Where is everyone? In church or something?

. . . father, son and holy ghost, Amen.


Hey Zade! Let's talk about hawt lezbo porn and stuff! Gotta love those raw anal twinks . . .





(Apologies to EL - I couldn't resist. )

 

[Guest]

. . . father, son and holy ghost, Amen.


Hey Zade! Let's talk about hawt lezbo porn and stuff! Gotta love those raw anal twinks . . .





(Apologies to EL - I couldn't resist. )

BWAH!!!!

 

[scheherazade_79]

What are raw anal twinks? Is it like piles or something?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What are raw anal twinks? Is it like piles or something?

hahaha. it's an affliction, alright.

you know, it's gay porn of the barely legal variety.

 

[impressive]

One of those forwarded e-mail jokes:

The Purina Diet

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog, Mr. Manners and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.

I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you were hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.

I said no. I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I want Imp.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

What are raw anal twinks? Is it like piles or something?

I have no idea, but it sounds really dirty . . .



(Actually, I do have a very vague idea, something about gay guys and buttholes and stuff.)

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Attempting to pack away Gabrielle's nursery was not a good idea.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Attempting to pack away Gabrielle's nursery was not a good idea.

* Massive hugs *

 

[Guest]

Attempting to pack away Gabrielle's nursery was not a good idea.

i'm here beautiful

whatever u need

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Attempting to pack away Gabrielle's nursery was not a good idea.

Oh sweetie...*cuddles*

 

[Guest]

I want Imp.

correction:
we want imp.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Attempting to pack away Gabrielle's nursery was not a good idea.

Oh you poor dear.

I get choked up every time your sig catches my attention these days.

I suppose for the rest of your life little things will catch you unawares at unexpected moments, but never more so than now and for the next few months.

Massive hugs to one of the most good and loving women I have ever met.

 

[Aurora Black]

Attempting to pack away Gabrielle's nursery was not a good idea.

 

[The_Darkness]

Jesus, it's been that long???

The abridged version: I went pro. I won Halloween. I put out an eBook. I wrote a novel. I'm writing my ass off and selling more pieces. It's been a very productive few months.

Yeah, it's been about that long....I've popped in and out a few times but not many people seemed to notice....kind of a rarity with me

Good going, girl! Glad to see that some of us are living the high life courtesy of our filthy smut!

 

[Aurora Black]

Yeah, it's been about that long....I've popped in and out a few times but not many people seemed to notice....kind of a rarity with me

Good going, girl! Glad to see that some of us are living the high life courtesy of our filthy smut!

Yeah, I'm eating caviar every day and sleeping on a bed of gold. Come on, now.

 

[The_Darkness]

Yeah, I'm eating caviar every day and sleeping on a bed of gold. Come on, now.

Well yeah....but still, well done!

 

[Aurora Black]

Well yeah....but still, well done!

Thanks.

Well, I'm going to take off. My WIPs are antsy. "We're waiting, bitch!"

See ya.

 

[impressive]

I want Imp.

correction:
we want imp.

 

[Belegon]

War and Peace.


I hear it takes days to read...

 

[impressive]

Attempting to pack away Gabrielle's nursery was not a good idea.

I doubt it would ever feel good, no matter when you did it. However, I expect that once it's completed, it will facilitate healing. Take your time.

 

[impressive]

War and Peace.


I hear it takes days to read...

*coffee spew #2*

 

[Belegon]

Attempting to pack away Gabrielle's nursery was not a good idea.

***HUSG***

I agree with Imp...you could wait ten years and it would still be hard...

 

[Guest]

wish there was more i could do for u babe