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scheherazade_79 said:
Awwww... but how can you resist those big brown eyes? I used to put the blankets over mine on cold nights and let him put his head on the pillow. But I've always been a total sucker when it comes to dogs :eek:
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That's the problem .. I can't resist. Which means I get less than 1/4 of the bed and next to no covers. The dog also makes me give her a boost up onto the bed and will headbutt me if I am not providing the requisite amount of headscratches. :rolleyes:
 
RogueLurker said:
That's the problem .. I can't resist. Which means I get less than 1/4 of the bed and next to no covers. The dog also makes me give her a boost up onto the bed and will headbutt me if I am not providing the requisite amount of headscratches. :rolleyes:
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What I want to know is... is it better than a husband? :p
 
damppanties said:
That's why you're a waif. :D

It's an 'eat until you burst' session. sigh.
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I can do that - except I never burst. Except once when I ate 8 mars bars over a 24 hour period and started seeing double. Then I burst :p

Orgasms are good for sleep, too. :catroar:
 
damppanties said:
Rox, I couldn't sleep with those things in my ears.
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They are actually not uncomfortable. Way less so than the foam ones, and much more effective. In my current digs I don't have much need for them, but they improved my quality of life when I discovered them.
 
RogueLurker said:
That's the problem .. I can't resist. Which means I get less than 1/4 of the bed and next to no covers. The dog also makes me give her a boost up onto the bed and will headbutt me if I am not providing the requisite amount of headscratches. :rolleyes:
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You need to get a bolster pillow to stick between the two of you ;)
 
scheherazade_79 said:
I can do that - except I never burst. Except once when I ate 8 mars bars over a 24 hour period and started seeing double. Then I burst :p

Orgasms are good for sleep, too. :catroar:
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Can you have an orgasm when there's a puppy crying outside your window? :cool:

You're an evil woman.
 
scheherazade_79 said:
You need to get a bolster pillow to stick between the two of you ;)
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Uhm, the dog actually acts as a bolster pillow between my partner and I ... thank god she'll go eat a dentabone on her pillow in the living room on occasion (the dog ... I mean)
 
RogueLurker said:
That's the problem .. I can't resist. Which means I get less than 1/4 of the bed and next to no covers. The dog also makes me give her a boost up onto the bed and will headbutt me if I am not providing the requisite amount of headscratches. :rolleyes:
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too many bitches in that bed :cool:
 
RogueLurker said:
Uhm, the dog actually acts as a bolster pillow between my partner and I ... thank god she'll go eat a dentabone on her pillow in the living room on occasion (the dog ... I mean)
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That's something I'd forgotten about.... It can be very inconvenient, too
 
damppanties said:
How about drugging the puppy? Nobody's talking about shutting it up. :p
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Is the puppy outside or inside next door?

If its inside, there isn't much you can do ... if its outside maybe you could go give it a cuddle or something. Can't say I think much of the owners if their puppy is crying all night and they aren't doing anything about it. Not only is it unfair to the neighbours, its not fair for the puppy.
 
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