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Please keep your guard up and don't trust me too much - the last thing I want to do is disappoint you. In the end I disappoint everyone.
Can I warn you off without driving you away?
 
*gigglesnort*

Yeah, i found that. When i was sent in to tear your room apart looking for something. And dude... just because you have a deck and book stuck under your mattress - and neither of them look like they've ever been handled - doesn't mean you're going to top my nearly 11 years of experience on this. And you're not proving a damned thing by going and getting them just because he came and told me he was interested in learning, and wanted to borrow one of my decks.

Seriously.
 
You, sir, are a complete sack of shit. An embarrassment to our gender and our species.

The most useful thing that could be done with you is to have you ground up fine and spread on a farmer's field.
 
I'm sure it's going to suck. At least it's district court not superior so I probablly won't get on a murder trial or something that could drag on for weeks.
 
cheerful_deviant said:
I'm sure it's going to suck. At least it's district court not superior so I probablly won't get on a murder trial or something that could drag on for weeks.
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I've always had a fantasy about the prosecuting attorney really screwing up big and allowing me to get onto a drug "crime" jury. The quotation marks in the previous sentence suggest the implications of this.

Other jurors: "What do you mean 'not guilty?' They showed us videotape of him accepting the $20,000 and turning over the 20 kilos of marijuana."

Me. "Not guilty."

Other jurors: "He confessed. He said in court he did it."

Me: "Not guilty."

Other jurors: "They also showed video tape of him handing over the $20,000 to his supplier and taking delivery of another 30 kilos. Those 30 kilos were brought into court."

Me: "Not guilty."

:devil: :D

"It is not only (the trial juror's) right, but his duty to find the verdict according to his own best understanding, judgment, and conscience, though in direct opposition to the direction of the court." John Adams
 
cheerful_deviant said:
I'm sure it's going to suck. At least it's district court not superior so I probablly won't get on a murder trial or something that could drag on for weeks.
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I would love a murder trial! Always a nice time for a good murder, I think. :nana:
 
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