Isolated Blurt Thread

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*growl*

This isn't working! I should try changing rooms. I haven't worked on my couch in ages.
 
Aurora Black said:
Yeah... Just got a call from the ex about the kids.
On top of having to deal with first girl's bullshit - enough over the past three days that the bodyguard has actually noticed and said something about it to me.
On top of finding out he's trying to bail on our plans for this weekend... probably with no success, but there's no telling at this point.
On top of being turned down two nights in a row despite the fact that i've woken up and found myself laying in puddles just from the thought of him.

It's just turning into a really not so good day.
 
Sex is like a game of Spades...if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!
 
It's a good thing it's not my toprol that needed pre-authorization from your office. I'd likely have had a heart attack by now from not having my medicine. Is returning a phone call so damned difficult that it takes you a fucking week? :mad:
 
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oooooh shes got the best looking pair of tits ive seen in a LONG time :p
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
My husband has that game. He's played it almost non-stop since it came out. Life has been easier since the discovery of the cheats that refill health and ammo... no more loud cursing and throwing of the controller.

Men. :D
 
Ramblings

If a vampire were to appear next to the couch right now, what would I use to defend myself? I've got a knife left over from dinner, but that's a joke. Crucifixes don't do shit, I've heard. Even if they did, mine's too far away to get to it. Holy water? Don't make me laugh. I only get my hands on that twice a year, and that's either for drinking or blessing the house. I guess I could make an exception if there was a real bloodsucker after me, but...

What the hell am I saying? :rolleyes:
 
Aurora Black said:
If a vampire were to appear next to the couch right now, what would I use to defend myself? I've got a knife left over from dinner, but that's a joke. Crucifixes don't do shit, I've heard. Even if they did, mine's too far away to get to it. Holy water? Don't make me laugh. I only get my hands on that twice a year, and that's either for drinking or blessing the house. I guess I could make an exception if there was a real bloodsucker after me, but...

What the hell am I saying? :rolleyes:

Aren't you supposed to drive a stake through their heart or something? Or is that for some other villian?
 
Skip1934a said:
Aren't you supposed to drive a stake through their heart or something? Or is that for some other villian?

There's no way that I can smash up a wooden chair before he gets to me.
 
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