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Nirvanadragones said:
Me 1: "Stop fucking with it already! It's perfect."
Me 2: "Not yet. There are still some details to change while we have the chance. It will be perfect. "
Me 1: "It is. It's time to let it be."
Me 2: "No, not yet."
Me 1: "You have to let it go."
Me 2: "I'm not ready yet."
Me 1: "You can't afford to do this much longer."
Me 2: "As if that matters."

:rolleyes:
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Let it go love, it will be fine, you'll see. :rose:
 
I think I just achieved a new low.

I saw Abs's location and teh first thought in my head was the scene in Young Frankenstein "WHat an amazing set of knockers!"
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
I think I just achieved a new low.

I saw Abs's location and teh first thought in my head was the scene in Young Frankenstein "WHat an amazing set of knockers!"
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Thank you Herr Doctor. :rose:
 
*taps in, singing* If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits Puttin' on the Ritz . . . *tap dances out* :D
 
AppleBiter said:
*taps in, singing* If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits Puttin' on the Ritz . . . *tap dances out* :D
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Oh, God! Why? That's going to stick with me now.
 
Aurora Black said:
Oh, God! Why? That's going to stick with me now.
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LOL :D Because it's from Young Frankenstein and I can't think of that movie without thinking of that scene . . . *hums* :)
 
AppleBiter said:
LOL :D Because it's from Young Frankenstein and I can't think of that movie without thinking of that scene . . . *hums* :)
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Oh great now I have Apple Biter, in her biker outfit in my head doing show tunes!

At least its sexy silliness! :D
 
AppleBiter said:
:D That's what counts!
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Oh you deliciously offbeat woman you! You just gave me a great idea for halloween!

Green shirt, boots, black jacket, frankenstein face paint with my glasses and big white poofy hair.


I'm Franken-enstein! :D :D :D
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Oh you deliciously offbeat woman you! You just gave me a great idea for halloween!

Green shirt, boots, black jacket, frankenstein face paint with my glasses and big white poofy hair.


I'm Franken-enstein! :D :D :D
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YES!!! :nana:
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Oh you deliciously offbeat woman you! You just gave me a great idea for halloween!

Green shirt, boots, black jacket, frankenstein face paint with my glasses and big white poofy hair.


I'm Franken-enstein! :D :D :D
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:D Awesome! :cool:
 
Well, that was a new experience. :rolleyes:

I was driving a friend of mine and her boyfriend (who happens to be black in a mostly white/hispanic town) over to his house, when this cop starts following us...I mean every single turn.

A block away from his house, the guy finally flips his lights on, and I pull over. Next thing I hear is him on the speaker - loud - "Everyone put your hands outside the window and keep them up."

Okay, this is a new thing, but I'm still okay.

Five minutes later, FOUR more cop cars arrive, and when they do, the cops driving get out, and take that stance behind their doors, with their guns drawn, pointed at my car. :eek:

"Driver, open your door, get out, put your hands behind your head, and walk backwards towards me. Stop. Get down on your knees."

I did, but now I'm scared shitless. He comes over to me, tells me to stand, pats me down, then tells me to get back on my knees in the middle of the street. "I'll tell you what's going on in a minute."

He does the same thing to my friend and her boyfriend.

Seems that a black guy had just robbed a store a mile or so away, and J. fit the general description (what? He was black?).

Eventually, they let us all go, me with suspended license and all, but fuck! What a ride. I won't be able to sleep for a fucking week.

Have I mentioned I hate cops?
 
cloudy said:
Well, that was a new experience. :rolleyes:

I was driving a friend of mine and her boyfriend (who happens to be black in a mostly white/hispanic town) over to his house, when this cop starts following us...I mean every single turn.

A block away from his house, the guy finally flips his lights on, and I pull over. Next thing I hear is him on the speaker - loud - "Everyone put your hands outside the window and keep them up."

Okay, this is a new thing, but I'm still okay.

Five minutes later, FOUR more cop cars arrive, and when they do, the cops driving get out, and take that stance behind their doors, with their guns drawn, pointed at my car. :eek:

"Driver, open your door, get out, put your hands behind your head, and walk backwards towards me. Stop. Get down on your knees."

I did, but now I'm scared shitless. He comes over to me, tells me to stand, pats me down, then tells me to get back on my knees in the middle of the street. "I'll tell you what's going on in a minute."

He does the same thing to my friend and her boyfriend.

Seems that a black guy had just robbed a store a mile or so away, and J. fit the general description (what? He was black?).

Eventually, they let us all go, me with suspended license and all, but fuck! What a ride. I won't be able to sleep for a fucking week.

Have I mentioned I hate cops?
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You're life is anything but dull, I hope you realize that???

and stop driving felonious look a likes around town in your pimp cars.
 
cloudy said:
Well, that was a new experience. :rolleyes:

I was driving a friend of mine and her boyfriend (who happens to be black in a mostly white/hispanic town) over to his house, when this cop starts following us...I mean every single turn.

A block away from his house, the guy finally flips his lights on, and I pull over. Next thing I hear is him on the speaker - loud - "Everyone put your hands outside the window and keep them up."

Okay, this is a new thing, but I'm still okay.

Five minutes later, FOUR more cop cars arrive, and when they do, the cops driving get out, and take that stance behind their doors, with their guns drawn, pointed at my car. :eek:

"Driver, open your door, get out, put your hands behind your head, and walk backwards towards me. Stop. Get down on your knees."

I did, but now I'm scared shitless. He comes over to me, tells me to stand, pats me down, then tells me to get back on my knees in the middle of the street. "I'll tell you what's going on in a minute."

He does the same thing to my friend and her boyfriend.

Seems that a black guy had just robbed a store a mile or so away, and J. fit the general description (what? He was black?).

Eventually, they let us all go, me with suspended license and all, but fuck! What a ride. I won't be able to sleep for a fucking week.

Have I mentioned I hate cops?
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So what's the problem? The guy in your car looked like someone they were after , so they pulled you over. Don't just assume they did it because he was black.

Have I mentioned completely brain washed by the likes of Al Sharpton?
 
Retrieval said:
So what's the problem? The guy in your car looked like someone they were after , so they pulled you over. Don't just assume they did it because he was black.

Have I mentioned completely brain washed by the likes of Al Sharpton?
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Um, excuse me, but I think I know the cops and this town just a LITTLE bit better than you do, mmmkay?

It was once called the most corrupt police force (county wise) in the nation.

So......

I think this calls for a "fuck off."

So...

fuck off.
 
cloudy said:
Well, that was a new experience. :rolleyes:

I was driving a friend of mine and her boyfriend (who happens to be black in a mostly white/hispanic town) over to his house, when this cop starts following us...I mean every single turn.

A block away from his house, the guy finally flips his lights on, and I pull over. Next thing I hear is him on the speaker - loud - "Everyone put your hands outside the window and keep them up."

Okay, this is a new thing, but I'm still okay.

Five minutes later, FOUR more cop cars arrive, and when they do, the cops driving get out, and take that stance behind their doors, with their guns drawn, pointed at my car. :eek:

"Driver, open your door, get out, put your hands behind your head, and walk backwards towards me. Stop. Get down on your knees."

I did, but now I'm scared shitless. He comes over to me, tells me to stand, pats me down, then tells me to get back on my knees in the middle of the street. "I'll tell you what's going on in a minute."

He does the same thing to my friend and her boyfriend.

Seems that a black guy had just robbed a store a mile or so away, and J. fit the general description (what? He was black?).

Eventually, they let us all go, me with suspended license and all, but fuck! What a ride. I won't be able to sleep for a fucking week.

Have I mentioned I hate cops?
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First: Big tight hugs...that truly fuckin' sucks and I think I would have pee'd my pants..

Second: You already had a suspended license? Or they suspended right then and there?

Third: Is your friend's boyfriend going to do something about the racial profiling that happened?

Fourth: Big tight hugs again...
 
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