Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

ABS, you're making the snake jealous.

She wants to come and llive with you

 

[TxRad]

She wants to come and llive with you

Doesn't everybody.........

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Doesn't everybody.........

I dont.

 

[TxRad]

I dont.

You just don't like Idaho......

 

[AppleBiter]

That book said that Braxton Hicks contractions didn't hurt . . . lying assholes!

 

[kendo1]

That book said that Braxton Hicks contractions didn't hurt . . . lying assholes!

Pain is all in the mind.

Huggies!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

That book said that Braxton Hicks contractions didn't hurt . . . lying assholes!

We shall burn all pregnancy books, and we shall make one large fire and dance around it naked in ceremonial manner and chant and laugh at the idiots who think they know what we are going through.

And when we are done, we shall drink more gaviscon and wash it down with chocolate

 

[kendo1]

Chocolate is good.

 

[Guest]

at some point, the runny nose ceases to be cute.

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

at some point, the runny nose ceases to be cute.

Then show us your tits.

 

[Guest]

Then show us your tits.

fuck no. id be here all alone if i did.

 

[kendo1]

fuck no. id be here all alone if i did.

They're that big?(.)(.)

 

[Guest]

They're that big?(.)(.)

no, but lucky's are!!!

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

fuck no. id be here all alone if i did.

don't sell yourself short

 

[Guest]

don't sell yourself short

<---might be a silly shit but im a realist.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep​

 

[Guest]

sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep​

its a lovely and elusive bitch.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

its a lovely and elusive bitch.

Remedies?

 

[Guest]

Remedies?

a long boring book...warm blankets...hot tea...foot rub...low lighting.
usually does it for me.
but then i can usually fall asleep when someone is complaining.

edited to add:
that sounded wrong. i meant like my kids bitching or end users droning on about issues with computers...or me complaining about my cold.

 

[impressive]

Remedies?

Lectures ... of any sort.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

a long boring book...warm blankets...hot tea...foot rub...low lighting.
usually does it for me.
but then i can usually fall asleep when someone is complaining.

My sleeping pattern is messed up because of the medication i have been on. I slept most of the day today and yesterday.

Now it's playtime and everyone is:

a) asleep
b) busy
c) have a life

Now that I am done complaining, are you asleep yet?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Lectures ... of any sort.

Where do I sign up?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

My sleeping pattern is messed up because of the medication i have been on. I slept most of the day today and yesterday.

Now it's playtime and everyone is:

a) asleep
b) busy
c) have a life

Now that I am done complaining, are you asleep yet?

I'm here, in and out, working (to make up for all the time I spent playing here earlier today. )

 

[impressive]

Where do I sign up?

In the rear.

 

[Guest]

My sleeping pattern is messed up because of the medication i have been on. I slept most of the day today and yesterday.

Now it's playtime and everyone is:

a) asleep
b) busy
c) have a life

Now that I am done complaining, are you asleep yet?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i hope you fall to sleep and dream dreams that make you smile the next morning.