Isolated Blurt Thread

[FallingToFly]

Do you house clean nekkid? LOL

Not with the kids home, no. But I do dance around and yammer on the phone while cleaning. And I'm random aas hell.

 

[cloudy]

we wantssssssssss it.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I just posted the hardest story I have ever written. I need a smoke and a bottle of whisky.

 

[Trombonus]

I am the ultimate chocolate easter bunny!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just posted the hardest story I have ever written. I need a smoke and a bottle of whisky.

Leaving you a cigar and a bottle of Jack.


Cloudy: GO FOR IT BILLY!!!!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Leaving you a cigar and a bottle of Jack.


Cloudy: GO FOR IT BILLY!!!!

You rock Abs. Can I do body shots off your hip and strike the match off the zipper on Cloudy's jeans?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You rock Abs. Can I do body shots off your hip and strike the match off the zipper on Cloudy's jeans?

Yes!!!

 

[McKenna]

I just posted the hardest story I have ever written. I need a smoke and a bottle of whisky.

What, no blowjob?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

What, no blowjob?

well if you're offering ...

but afterwards, I so want you to model for me!

 

[McKenna]

well if you're offering ...

but afterwards, I so want you to model for me!

I opened myself up to that one, didn't I?





If I model, you have to share the whiskey.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Yes!!!

One of the first girls I dated, her eyes got way wide the first time I showed her I could strike a match off her zipper.

I love those little tricks.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I opened myself up to that one, didn't I?





If I model, you have to share the whiskey.

sucker..............oops.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I opened myself up to that one, didn't I?





If I model, you have to share the whiskey.

deal..... I'll even let you have the clean glass.

 

[McKenna]

sucker..............oops.

I gotta be more careful, I might lose my American Girl status.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I gotta be more careful, I might lose my American Girl status.

You're adding cranberries to the granola.

 

[McKenna]

You're adding cranberries to the granola.

What would mother say?!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What would mother say?!

Sinner.

 

[McKenna]

Sinner.

Maybe I'll get a spanking.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Maybe I'll get a spanking.

Salvor is warming up his hands now.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Maybe I'll get a spanking.

OOOOH OOOH OOOH ME ME ME !!!!! I'll do it! MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[McKenna]

You two are funny! Thanks for the giggle.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

OOOOH OOOH OOOH ME ME ME !!!!! I'll do it! MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

See...told ya.

 

[McKenna]

See...told ya.

You must have ESP.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You must have ESP.

Evil Salvor Perception.

 

[McKenna]

Evil Salvor Perception.

LMAO! I just can't keep up with you!

Kudos, O-Hilarious-One!