Isolated Blurt Thread

[Aurora Black]

What the ##&@ is that smell coming in from outside? Smells like onions and sweaty asses.

 

[Trombonus]

What the ##&@ is that smell coming in from outside? Smells like onions and sweaty asses.

eww, on both counts.

 

[Samandiriel]

What the ##&@ is that smell coming in from outside? Smells like onions and sweaty asses.

Its the new Paris Hilton Perfume....Pretentious.

 

[Aurora Black]

Its the new Paris Hilton Perfume....Pretentious.

Pretentious? Thought it was "Discharge." Never mind.

 

[Samandiriel]

Pretentious? Thought it was "Discharge." Never mind.

You win.

 

[Aurora Black]

You win.

*evil* Yesss... Mouahahaha.

 

[Belegon]

so....come up to the lab....and see what's on the slab...

 

[English Lady]

over 100 posts in a day?

bugger me.

I can't remember whn I last did that..

 

[carsonshepherd]

Twelve years old is not too young to understand this. Even kids think, right?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

boobies

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You know. . .I have been MORE then sympathetic to your wants concerning this request YOU made for a story. I have written for readers many times and I have NEVER had to do this once and NOW you are asking me to do it AGAIN! NOOOOO!!! WE had an agreement after emails back and forth asking for this addition, this change, this compromise. . .I am NOT getting paid! THIS WAS A FAVOR - one for you, you get what you want - one for me, I get the challenge. . .but once I pulled it the first time and pitched it, because of all YOUR DESIRES to have it YOUR WAY I wrote it all again, much better in both our opinions. . . EVERYTHING is set and then you decide because you spoke with a friend and PROMISED him YOU'D put him in the story. . .I am supposed to CHANGE our agreed upon guidelines again! NOOOOOOO... YOU aren't asking for a small change but a MAJOR addition to a MAJOR character. . . and a completely different race!!! NOOOOOO. . .This has gone on long enough. I WILL NOT let you make my enjoyment of writing reader request works become a chore and a resentment. . .I hope you find another writer or you attempt to write this yourself. Good luck to you both.

 

[privyjo]

I really wish I could find the off switch to my brain.

 

[Aurora Black]

"Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you've won First Prize!"

 

[Aurora Black]

How many Lit pages does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

17398 / 3500 = 4.97

Less than 5 pages. Thank fucking god!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I made it through the scene without loosing absolute control. I wouldn't say it was easy. It took days for me to be emotionally ready to write this.

And now my need for you is greater

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Absolutely NOT a lit person. . .


OHHhhhhhhh you annoy me. . . to the point I want to pull out my teeth!

 

[Aurora Black]

Absolutely NOT a lit person. . .


OHHhhhhhhh you annoy me. . . to the point I want to pull out my teeth!

How about their teeth? It's safer that way.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

How about their teeth? It's safer that way.

Is it? You don't think they'd bite?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Insomnia sucks. No matter where you try to sleep. Last night alone: bed - nope, floor - no sleep, bathtub (it works in hotel rooms) - nothing, car - a few catnaps, but nothing for the most part. i gave up at 5:30 this morning, came back inside, and turned the lights on.

All because i missed a good night kiss last night.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Jeeeeeezzzzzz - - - somebody unlocked the annoyance holding cell!!!!! Where's the gosh darn key... I'm rounding them all up and locking them in again!!!!

 

[AppleBiter]

Wacka wacka doo doo, yeah!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Ok, I'm back.........
Holy ****, what'da ya mean I leave tomorrow?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[FallingToFly]

so....come up to the lab....and see what's on the slab...

Oh ROCKY!

(I used to be on the Charlotte Live cast a lifetime ago- I miss those crazy-ass people.)

Blurt:

Grrr.... My new year's resolution is to get this damn house spotlessly clean today, and then, then, write more porn. I need people to talk to while I clean- anyone want my number?

 

[Trombonus]

boobies

I agree.

 

[Antfarmer77]

I need people to talk to while I clean- anyone want my number?

Do you house clean nekkid? LOL