Isolated Blurt Thread

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So last night I went out to a bar with my best friend, got wasted, laughed till I almost pissed my pants; came home and drank more, and went to bed in my clothes, with no sheets on the bed. I was sitting here thinking "I don't wanna make the bed" and then I remembered I didn't have to, because nobody's here to make me. Now I'm sitting here with no pants on and I don't even have a headache (yet).

Man, I love being single!
 
Sitting back, takin' it all in, can't help speculatin'

Originally Posted by Belegon
nice visual that.... Might I offer myself as a stand in?

Originally Posted by McKenna
But...but... I do swing your way, darlin'!

Originally Posted by Belegon
Exactly why I was making the offer...and whom I was making it to...Fem isn't interested in my particular geometry...and I am oh so interested in yours...

Speculatin', speculatin' . . .

(Then I see "Status: Attached," and cold water is splashed . . . :( )


Big hugs to the ones who said, "43 and single is taking its toll tonight" and "33 and childless has been taking its toll on me today."
 
McKenna said:
Cute baby. Can I have him?

(kidding, sorta)
shes long past diaper stages but you can kinda have our middle daughter.
there's only one glitch
you have to come stay here.
i know it would be hard...take a little while to think about it.
 
lilredjammies said:
*demands piccies* :D

:)
You'll not get to appreciate the man-sized sunflowers cuz they weren't staked and they're all collapsed now, but I'll try to take pics of the rest.
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
Speculatin', speculatin' . . .

(Then I see "Status: Attached," and cold water is splashed . . . :( )


Big hugs to the ones who said, "43 and single is taking its toll tonight" and "33 and childless has been taking its toll on me today."

:rose:



vella_ms said:
shes long past diaper stages but you can kinda have our middle daughter.
there's only one glitch
you have to come stay here.
i know it would be hard...take a little while to think about it.


Let me think about it.

Okay, I've thought about it.

Can I bring my dog, too?










Blurt: Exposing a body means very little; it takes so much more to get to know one's mind, and the exploration is infinitely a more intimate experience.
 
McKenna said:
Blurt: Exposing a body means very little; it takes so much more to get to know one's mind, and the exploration is infinitely a more intimate experience.


Unless you are a fool and then the exploration of either produces nothing but giggles...... :D
 
The_Fool said:
Unless you are a fool and then the exploration of either produces nothing but giggles...... :D


Ticklish, are we? C'mere, let me tickle your noodle... :D
 
How long has it been since I last sung? My throat's on fire right now from the lack of use. Poor neglected pipes.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Microwave it :D

I had a bean burrito. Mexican food for breakfast is my special hangover cure.
just what were you doing last night, young man???hrm?

(ive missed you)


lucky took over cuz im a whiner head.
 
vella_ms said:
just what were you doing last night, young man???hrm?

(ive missed you)


lucky took over cuz im a whiner head.
I went out to a bar with OhMissScarlett and got wasted and flirted with the bartender. I think he likes me. :)
 
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