Isolated Blurt Thread

[The_Darkness]

Hey hey Carson. Long time no see.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hey hey Carson. Long time no see.

Yes! OMG, cute baby. He's absolutely devilish.

 

[The_Darkness]

Yeah, thank God he takes after his momma.

Just kidding....he's pretty well a mix of both of us. We have a family friend who's a professional photographer and she likes to take pictures of Michael, which is very very cool. We get free pics when she's game for it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*unrelated*


The more you try to repel men, the more they come after you. What's up with that?

 

[Tom Collins]

No, but I did meet an interesting guy tonight out with my best friend, OhMissScarlett. My man-repellent must be failing

*blurt*
I'm so lucky to have the bestest friend ever.

Man-repellent...a.k.a. an SO...if you send out vibes that you're not available they'll scurry into dark corners as you pass. Frankly, i think ineraeting is way better than "hot"...interesting can become hot. Hot will eventually become tiresome if there's nothing else to them.

OMS does seem to be a dish that can be served at any temperature. You're very lucky indeed.

 

[The_Darkness]

Carson, man....you gotta take lessons from your big Irish friend in South Dakota.

Unwanted man: I think your ass is sexy

Responce: I collect fingers.

Unwanted man: You're dirty and that's damn sexy.

Responce: (while staring dead into his eyes, not blinking) I keep them in a jar.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Man-repellent...a.k.a. an SO...if you send out vibes that you're not available they'll scurry into dark corners as you pass. Frankly, i think ineraeting is way better than "hot"...interesting can become hot. Hot will eventually become tiresome if there's nothing else to them.

OMS does seem to be a dish that can be served at any temperature. You're very lucky indeed.

My man-repellent is that I just got out of a bad relationship, and don't want a repeat. Are you saying I need to be less interesting?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson, man....you gotta take lessons from your big Irish friend in South Dakota.

Unwanted man: I think your ass is sexy

Responce: I collect fingers.

Unwanted man: You're dirty and that's damn sexy.

Responce: (while staring dead into his eyes, not blinking) I keep them in a jar.

Unfortunately, I crave attention so I can reject it. Flirt and then turn down. I'm hopeless.

 

[The_Darkness]

Unfortunately, I crave attention so I can reject it. Flirt and then turn down. I'm hopeless.

You could combine the two, I suppose.....though that might attract the wrong type of attention.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You could combine the two, I suppose.....though that might attract the wrong type of attention.

Is there such a thing? *smirk*

 

[The_Darkness]

It's your thing, do whatcha gotta do.

 

[Tom Collins]

My man-repellent is that I just got out of a bad relationship, and don't want a repeat. Are you saying I need to be less interesting?

Oh, PAHLEASE! As if that could ever happen.

Yer adorable and you either try not to be, or are unaware of it...either way, you're doomed to being coveted. Learn to live with it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, PAHLEASE! As if that could ever happen.

Yer adorable and you either try not to be, or are unaware of it...either way, you're doomed to being coveted. Learn to live with it.

*sprays the man-raid*
I don't want to be coveted. I want to be admired but not possessed. Pursued but not caught...?

 

[English Lady]

*sprays the man-raid*
I don't want to be coveted. I want to be admired but not possessed. Pursued but not caught...?

Son, do you need your scary *ahem* internet mum to come and scare off the boys that aren't good enough for my baby?

 

[The_Darkness]

Jar of fingers. I'm tellin' ya. Works every time. All the attention you want, but there's nobody gonna try to make you do something you don't want to do. Ever.

 

[Tom Collins]

*sprays the man-raid*
I don't want to be coveted. I want to be admired but not possessed. Pursued but not caught...?

Aye, lad...and there's your problem, eh? You are admirable, and when you try to turn them away you turn them on. Men are like jobs. It's when you don't need/want one that the offers come pouring in.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Son, do you need your scary *ahem* internet mum to come and scare off the boys that aren't good enough for my baby?

Yes please.

 

[Tom Collins]

Son, do you need your scary *ahem* internet mum to come and scare off the boys that aren't good enough for my baby?

EL...scarey....riiiiiiiiight!..."Oh, shit!! It's Attack of the Killer Cheese Cakes...run for your lives!!"

 

[carsonshepherd]

Aye, lad...and there's your problem, eh? You are admirable, and when you try to turn them away you turn them on. Men are like jobs. It's when you don't need/want one that the offers come pouring in.

And that means I can pick and choose, right?
Or I can choose to be by myself.
I like the options.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Jar of fingers. I'm tellin' ya. Works every time. All the attention you want, but there's nobody gonna try to make you do something you don't want to do. Ever.

Slightly fearful is good thing for boyfriends to be.

 

[English Lady]

Yes please.

On my way, I'll bring a big stick

EL...scarey....riiiiiiiiight!..."Oh, shit!! It's Attack of the Killer Cheese Cakes...run for your lives!!"

Hey, I can be scary....honest I can!

 

[Tom Collins]

And that means I can pick and choose, right?
Or I can choose to be by myself.
I like the options.

If you have your choice of suiters, then being alone is always an option.

 

[The_Darkness]

Slightly fearful is good thing for boyfriends to be.

It works.

 

[Tom Collins]

Slightly fearful is good thing for boyfriends to be.

I hear that men get harder if they're in fear for their lives...

On my way, I'll bring a big stick

What you need is a Baseball Bat, loverly one.


Hey, I can be scary....honest I can!

Of course you can...any woman worth her salt can be terrifying when she needs to be. After all, the female is the more deadly of the species.

 

[Liar]

Bleh. I don't wanna.