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impressive said:
Of course. :D
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Subsitute muse reporting for duty. ;)



So, school orientation wasn't a total waste of time, I got my student id.......That's about it. Yeah, I guess it kind of was a total waste of time, and now I have a headache. :rolleyes:
 
Aurora Black said:
Oh, I'm listening. :D
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Well, first of all, for all the experience I do have, it's spread out only among 6 girls, including the wife.....but for a total of 11 years.

The first one ruined a quilt, sheet set, and a pillow. At the same time. 3 hours after I started, her world was spinning like a top and I couldn't feel my jaw. Yummy. A week or two later she got so excited she clamped her thighs shut and her body jerked...damn near broke my neck.

Girl number 2 discovered she was a squirter and we ruined a sheet set and a mattress. After that we were a little more careful, but always played hard.

Girl number 3 soaked through the mattress and got the box-spring wet underneith...not soaked, but definatly damp....I shit you not. She never knew she could do that until that day. That was a good day.

Girl number 4 knew she was a gusher and didn't tell me. 2nd Ruined mattress. Swear to God she could have filled a fucking coffee cup.

Girl number 5. We were both drunk AND I had the flu, but still got the deed more than done for innumerable orgasms on her part and an almost broken nose on my part from her ramming her clit into it when her hips bucked.

Girl number 6 is the wife, and she used to enjoy it a LOT before we started having sex while we were dating. Damnit.
 
The_Darkness said:
Well, first of all, for all the experience I do have, it's spread out only among 6 girls, including the wife.....but for a total of 11 years.
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Are you Seymour Butts in disguise or something? All those gushers... :p
 
Aurora Black said:
Are you Seymour Butts in disguise or something? All those gushers... :p
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I just keep finding them, I guess. Makes me wish I had a video camera :devil:

The fun ones are the ones that don't know they can....it's like their whole world stops for a second and, after a delerious pause, their body frozen in time, their entire world explodes, they lose their minds, and their eyes and bodies are open to a whole new experience....one that is generally a bench mark by which all future experiences will be judged.

Just makes me happy to be there and give that to them.

Remember to shave.
 
The_Darkness said:
I just keep finding them, I guess. Makes me wish I had a video camera :devil:

The fun ones are the ones that don't know they can....it's like their whole world stops for a second and, after a delerious pause, their body frozen in time, their entire world explodes, they lose their minds, and their eyes and bodies are open to a whole new experience....one that is generally a bench mark by which all future experiences will be judged.

Just makes me happy to be there and give that to them.

Remember to shave.
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*gulp* ;)
 
The_Darkness said:
Hell yeah. Now that's what I'm talking about.
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The phrase "Service with a smile" is taking on a whole new meaning right about now inside my head... :D
 
Aurora Black said:
The phrase "Service with a smile" is taking on a whole new meaning right about now inside my head... :D
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As it should. Let me add two words to that picture.

Dripping Goatee.
 
Funny Story

The bus I take home from work drops me off a couple blocks away from my place. Next to my building is a tattoo/skater shop combo. As I'm walking along 5 guys are playing hackie sack. They stop to let the girl a little bit in front of me walk though. They see me listening to my ipod, bag over one shoulder, skirt and 2 inch heels, and I still don't know if they were teasing me or just being stupid, but the one holding the hackie sack tosses it in the air so it lands at my feet.
"Wanna play?"

Let me now add: I played for during every lunch period for two years in high school, typically in long slit skirts or tight dresses and platform shoes.

I back popped it, beautifully.

As I'm walking away, bag still in place and heels clicking merrily, I hear applause, cheers, and one of the guy's buddies, "She showed you."

Still making me grin, who would have known trying to get close to my crushes back then would be so useful now?
:D :D :D :D :D
 
RebeccaLeah said:
The bus I take home from work drops me off a couple blocks away from my place. Next to my building is a tattoo/skater shop combo. As I'm walking along 5 guys are playing hackie sack. They stop to let the girl a little bit in front of me walk though. They see me listening to my ipod, bag over one shoulder, skirt and 2 inch heels, and I still don't know if they were teasing me or just being stupid, but the one holding the hackie sack tosses it in the air so it lands at my feet.
"Wanna play?"

Let me now add: I played for during every lunch period for two years in high school, typically in long slit skirts or tight dresses and platform shoes.

I back popped it, beautifully.

As I'm walking away, bag still in place and heels clicking merrily, I hear applause, cheers, and one of the guy's buddies, "She showed you."

Still making me grin, who would have known trying to get close to my crushes back then would be so useful now?
:D :D :D :D :D
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I can soooooooo see you doing this!

:D
 
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