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You know, sometimes the best cure for dodgy stomach is food. It works like homeopathy - you give your body a dose of something that would normally cause those symptoms in you.

Fallingtofly, I prescribe some creamy cauliflower cheese, followed by a beef jerky and some over-ripe lettuce.

Fem, you can have the cucumber I found festering in the corner of my fridge. I can also run out to M&S and get you some haggis to make you feel more at home, and some extra-lumpy Angel's delight.

:devil:

I think I'm going to have some lunch now :cool:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
You know, sometimes the best cure for dodgy stomach is food. It works like homeopathy - you give your body a dose of something that would normally cause those symptoms in you.

Fallingtofly, I prescribe some creamy cauliflower cheese, followed by a beef jerky and some over-ripe lettuce.

Fem, you can have the cucumber I found festering in the corner of my fridge. I can also run out to M&S and get you some haggis to make you feel more at home, and some extra-lumpy Angel's delight.

:devil:

I think I'm going to have some lunch now :cool:
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I said I wanted a bitch. I didnt say I wanted you ta BE a BITCH :cool: ;)
 
Scheherazade....

Run.

Because as soon as I quit gagging, I'm going to hunt you down adn use you as an airsickness bag, you stroppy cow!

*drags herself off to die*
 
FallingToFly said:
Scheherazade....

Run.

Because as soon as I quit gagging, I'm going to hunt you down adn use you as an airsickness bag, you stroppy cow!

*drags herself off to die*
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:D

I'm figuring it was the extra creamy cauliflower cheese that did it. :rolleyes:

Don't be throw up around me, though, because I have a really weak stomach when it comes to things like that. If I have to assist someone who's hurling, there usually comes a point where I have to elbow them to one side to get a clear shot of the toilet. We could be at it all day at that rate...

I hope you're feeling better soon, though :kiss: Sorry if I made you feel worse :rose:
 
It's okay. If I wanted to be evil- I'd copy/paste the Ultimate Loving Wives for Women story here and ask for suggestions from all the ladies. And some of the men. It's so incredibly good and wicked.
 
You scored as The Femme Fatale.
You're carefree, dark and adventurous...and slightly fatale to the heart.

The Femme Fatale.................................70%
The Stud...............................................70%
The Magic Earring Ken Dyke....................60%
The Little-Boy Dyke...............................60%
The Pretty-Boi Dyke..............................55%
The Surprise! Dyke................................45%
The Quasi-Gothic Femme........................45%
The Student Dyke.................................40%
The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke.........35%
The Hipster Dyke..................................20%
The Granola Dyke..................................20%
The Bohemian Dyke...............................20%
The Sprightly Elfin Femme........................5%

http://images.quizfarm.com/1116200078Bettiesm.jpg
 
lucky-E-leven said:
You scored as The Femme Fatale.
You're carefree, dark and adventurous...and slightly fatale to the heart.

The Femme Fatale.................................70%
The Stud...............................................70%
The Magic Earring Ken Dyke....................60%
The Little-Boy Dyke...............................60%
The Pretty-Boi Dyke..............................55%
The Surprise! Dyke................................45%
The Quasi-Gothic Femme........................45%
The Student Dyke.................................40%
The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke.........35%
The Hipster Dyke..................................20%
The Granola Dyke..................................20%
The Bohemian Dyke...............................20%
The Sprightly Elfin Femme........................5%

http://images.quizfarm.com/1116200078Bettiesm.jpg
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https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=342746&highlight=type+lesbian
 
They couldn't find the right words to describe someone like me, so I'm just a 'surprise' ;)


The Surprise! Dyke - 80%
The Stud - 45%
The Sprightly Elfin Femme - 40%
The Student Dyke - 35%
The Pretty-Boi Dyke - 35%
The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke - 30%
The Femme Fatale - 30%
The Quasi-Gothic Femme - 20%
The Magic Earring Ken Dyke - 15%
The Granola Dyke - 15%
The Little-Boy Dyke - 15%
The Hipster Dyke - 10%
The Bohemian Dyke - 5%
 
You scored as The Student Dyke.

Your entire life is defined by two things: your intellect and your sexuality; moreover you often merge the two to lure in women.

The Student Dyke 45%
The Bohemian Dyke 35%
The Surprise! Dyke 30%
The Granola Dyke 25%
The Sprightly Elfin Femme 15%
The Stud 15%
The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke 15%
The Little-Boy Dyke 5%
The Hipster Dyke 0%
The Pretty-Boi Dyke 0%
The Quasi-Gothic Femme 0%
The Femme Fatale 0%
The Magic Earring Ken Dyke 0%
 
You scored as The Student Dyke.

Your entire life is defined by two things: your intellect and your sexuality; moreover you often merge the two to lure in women.

The Student Dyke

90%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke

80%

The Bohemian Dyke

70%

The Femme Fatale

70%

:rolleyes:
 
Am I Rip van Winkle? I cannot remember when last I slept during the day... I wake up and everyone is gone. The kidlets are not here. No one is answering their phones... My Goddess is not around. And where is Imp?

:confused:
 
I'm a bit scared of stepping out of my box. . .I sometimes wish someone would pull me out, lock the box, and kick me in the ass so I wouldn't turn around and go back into the box. lol. . . sometimes it sucks to have a comfort zone. :eek:
 
If any of the following celebrities are in the Atlanta area and need computer work done, please feel free to PM me.

Robin Meade
Kristi Paul
Jennifer Reed
Molly Culver
Famke Jensen
Cindy Crawford
Kathy Greenwood
Allannah Myles

Reasonable rates and I have references.
 
You scored as The Pretty-Boi Dyke.



You can be a bit cocky at times and ever the heartbreaker, but no one knows that you're really just looking for true love.

The Pretty-Boi Dyke

75%
The Stud

70%
The Student Dyke

50%
The Sprightly Elfin Femme

50%
The Little-Boy Dyke

45%
The Surprise! Dyke

45%
The Femme Fatale

45%
The Bohemian Dyke

45%
The Magic Earring Ken Dyke

40%
The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke

40%
The Quasi-Gothic Femme

30%
The Granola Dyke

20%
The Hipster Dyke

10%



I am a pretty-boi toy.
 
Hmmmm...

You scored as The Magic Earring Ken Dyke.

You're tough, mysterious and extremely butch. But you love who you are and often consider it a compliment when someone thinks you're a male.

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke ......................... 75%
The Student Dyke ...................................... 65%
The Femme Fatale ..................................... 65%
The Quasi-Gothic Femme ............................. 60%
The Pretty-Boi Dyke ................................... 55%
The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke .............. 45%
The Bohemian Dyke .................................... 40%
The Hipster Dyke ....................................... 30%
The Stud ................................................. 30%
The Surprise! Dyke .................................... 30%
The Granola Dyke ...................................... 25%
The Sprightly Elfin Femme ........................... 20%
The Little-Boy Dyke ................................... 10%
 
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