Isolated Blurt Thread

[The_Darkness]

Never say things can only get better. Howard Jones can suck it.

Could always be worse, Scarlett.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Could always be worse, Scarlett.

That's exactly right. At least I still have some chocolate.

 

[The_Darkness]

That's exactly right. At least I still have some chocolate.

Chocolate makes everything better.

It just occured to me, that statement meets all requirements for a fortune cookie. Out of context, it makes sense, but it's not the same, and it's all kinds of better when "In bed" is added to the end.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Chocolate makes everything better.

It just occured to me, that statement meets all requirements for a fortune cookie. Out of context, it makes sense, but it's not the same, and it's all kinds of better when "In bed" is added to the end.

Unfortunately, all my statements tonight are like "Get in bed!" "Why aren't you in bed?"

 

[The_Darkness]

Unfortunately, all my statements tonight are like "Get in bed!" "Why aren't you in bed?"

Luckily mine's just over 7-months old now.....little guy just passes right the hell out when it's time....usually around 8:30.

 

[matriarch]

Unfortunately, all my statements tonight are like "Get in bed!" "Why aren't you in bed?"

Strange, those are my phrases.......and I have no kids around. Just the gosling.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Strange, those are my phrases.......and I have no kids around. Just the gosling.

hahaha! that sounds like more fun. I bet you don't even have to give her Benedryl to get her to go to bed.

 

[matriarch]

hahaha! that sounds like more fun. I bet you don't even have to give her Benedryl to get her to go to bed.

Not to get her to bed. No.
And sometimes I don't even have to use it to get her to sleep.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Not to get her to bed. No.
And sometimes I don't even have to use it to get her to sleep.

Same could be said of you, Auntie.
Go to bed.

 

[Guest]

In my next life i wanna be a waitress

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

In my next life i wanna be a waitress

I've heard that you can do waitresses, er, waitressing, in this life.

 

[Guest]

I've heard that you can do waitresses, er, waitressing, in this life.

they serve well

 

[Aurora Black]

Mat, I got marmite! I was shopping and I saw the tiny jar, and I immediately thought of you.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Yes, i know it's a lot of money, and i know i spent about $100 that wasn't absolutely necessary, but that's been over the course of a month and a half. i'm not a child, and not an idiot, and am able to keep track of it without your help. That's just been proven.

Please, PLEASE stop making me feel inferior because of this.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Sigh, you're not here to talk me out of it.

I'm there, here. I'm always with you. Just take my hand and hold on tight . . . I've got you

 

[Aurora Black]

Please... please make the pain stop.

 

[kendo1]

If I could, I would.
Take a break. Computer screens do not help.

Ken

 

[Aurora Black]

If I could, I would.
Take a break. Computer screens do not help.

Ken

Thank you, but I can't stop the work that I'm doing now. I can't handle the alternative at the moment.

 

[kendo1]

Thank you, but I can't stop the work that I'm doing now. I can't handle the alternative at the moment.

Have you tried altering the refresh rate?

It may help.

Ken

 

[Aurora Black]

My thoughts on marmite...

GOD! I couldn't even finish the cracker it was spread on! *coughing hard*

 

[kendo1]

I went out the other day and bought Vegimite and Marmite 'cause my wife and daughter wanted to try them. Waste of time. Same reaction.
Looks like I'll be having Marmite sandwiches for the next two weeks.

Ken

 

[Guest]

time measured by flickering florescent lights.
uncertainty bred by it's staccato rhythym
when when when
vinyl cracks form abstract faces
inner thoughts a deafening discordent symphony
blighted by unwanted intruders
what what what
patience, an elusive concept
pricks at awareness
internal rage becomes sport
with each shuffle of the second hand
when when when
pinacle of insanity
which way to fall
can we count on the kings men?
teeter and balance
the future has been told

 

[Aurora Black]

I went out the other day and bought Vegimite and Marmite 'cause my wife and daughter wanted to try them. Waste of time. Same reaction.
Looks like I'll be having Marmite sandwiches for the next two weeks.

Ken

*shudders hard from the marmite memories*

Vella, brava!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I'm hungry. I shouldn't be. But I am.

 

[Guest]

I'm hungry. I shouldn't be. But I am.

i hear ya.
but i really love that av. *yum*