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AngeloMichael said:Stupidity: Thinking that one of the lenses came out on your glasses and confirming it by poking yourself in the eye.
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AngeloMichael said:Stupidity: Thinking that one of the lenses came out on your glasses and confirming it by poking yourself in the eye.
That would be funnier if I had never done it.
But I can top it.
Stupid: Not realizing your contact lens had fallen out and trying to pull off your cornea.
I wear glasses because I can hurt myself less with them.
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Your epiphany?McKenna said:It should not arouse me when I teasingly call him "sir," but it does.
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You're stupid, You're stupid.cloudy said:
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Samandiriel said:
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Yes, I know three shifts is thirty-six hours...... And yes, I'm going to work it straight through.....
The alternitive is to turn this place into a very expensive parking lot in the middle of nowhere....
Anyone want a job..... If ya do then you're the only damned person in the world that does.....
ETA: How fast can ya get to Texas?
The alternitive is to turn this place into a very expensive parking lot in the middle of nowhere....
Anyone want a job..... If ya do then you're the only damned person in the world that does.....
ETA: How fast can ya get to Texas?
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Back at #1 
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ooooo me! pick me!!! im in texas!!!!TxRad said:Yes, I know three shifts is thirty-six hours...... And yes, I'm going to work it straight through.....
The alternitive is to turn this place into a very expensive parking lot in the middle of nowhere....
Anyone want a job..... If ya do then you're the only damned person in the world that does.....
ETA: How fast can ya get to Texas?
only draw back is that id be surrounded by men. hrm... on the other hand, maybe you'd be the best one for this job.
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