Isolated Blurt Thread

[joeys-game]

aaaarrrgggghhhhh

you just had to didn't you..lol

 

[matriarch]

avoid it, seriously.

AAAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[minsue]

you just had to didn't you..lol

I did. I'm giving up at level 6. Bastages.



(great minds think alike, Mats? )

 

[joeys-game]

AAAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not you too????
he did say to avoid it

 

[matriarch]

not you too????
he did say to avoid it

I know, I know, but I'm stubborn.
Ask Min.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Bastard fly keeps landing on my arm.

 

[joeys-game]

Mat and Min, those AV's are awesome, I love em!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

No blurt. Just a tripple rowr

 

[matriarch]

Mat and Min, those AV's are awesome, I love em!

Aren't they just. The background in mine is actually part of the garden to our cottage back in UK.

There are lots more in the pipeline......all kind of relevant to specific events. My favourite is still the couple in leather, standing in front of a brick wall. Brilliant.

 

[Belegon]

*sigh*
Some people are just damn hard to quit talking to...makes me feel like I'm in high school again, not wanting to be the one to hang up the phone. I love that.

But work comes early...

 

[impressive]

Oh, I don't mind starting my day under Bel.

 

[Aurora Black]

Fuck yes! (Unrelated blurt. Really. )

 

[Guest]

Either too much sleep or not enough sleep, or leftover pasta dinner coma hangover...

 

[ibhard]

aaaarrrgggghhhhh

AAAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, I did say avoid it, I even said 'seriously' for emphasis. ^^

 

[ibhard]

Either too much sleep or not enough sleep, or leftover pasta dinner coma hangover...

Pasta dinner comas are my favorite...mmm

 

[Guest]

Pasta dinner comas are my favorite...mmm

Yeah, but it's been a whole 12 hours since then. I should be at least a LITTLE awake now...*yawn*...

 

[Guest]

I didn't write this (I wish I had) but I REALLY LIKE IT.

And I dedicate it to Carson.


Poem: "Ex-boyfriends in Heaven" by Gwen Hart from Lost and Found. © David Robert Books.

Ex-boyfriends in Heaven

Ex-boyfriends never go to hell,
no matter how many times
you suggest it. No, they ascend straight
to heaven, where they speak French,
wear matching socks, and always,
always arrive on time, with a full
tank of gas and a bottle of wine.
They never curse your cat
or your mother, never call you up
drunk doing Arnold Schwarzenegger
impressions, never say Hey Rita
if your name is Tammy,
never say Hey Tammy
if your name is Joan.
They're better trained than dogs
and they smell better, too, better
than Twinkies or camellias, better
than anything on earth. Once
in a while, they take a holiday,
drive their Porsches down
through the clouds
in one long line and ring
the doorbell in your dreams,
offering tender apologies, tender
chicken cutlets, tender love.
But before you take one sack
of groceries, before your lips
graze a clean-shaven jaw,
before you let one polished
Oxford loafer through your door,
remember that as soon as they cross
the threshold, the truth will slip
in behind them: ex-boyfriends only
exist this way in heaven, or
whatever you want to call it,
their new lives without you.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Why, yes, I am a jackass.

 

[FallingToFly]

Oh, ouch ouch ouch why the hell did it have to be TODAY that this evil crampy thing starts back up? I have work to do dammit- go away!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Out of my usual flirty mood. Just not up to it right now.

 

[Honey123]

Why, yes, I am a jackass.

but it's a lovely ass....

 

[ibhard]

i'd like to know i'm saying something stupid beforehand so i wouldn't embarrass myself so much.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I can be such a smartass.

 

[minsue]

Mat and Min, those AV's are awesome, I love em!

Thanks!

 

[minsue]

Now, I did say avoid it, I even said 'seriously' for emphasis. ^^

It's the curiosity. I've no self control.