Isolated Blurt Thread

[The_Fool]

FOOL!!!!!!! my darling! how are you this fine day?

Hey Dar..***** is good...*S You?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

LOL - It actually smells like gunpowder out on my deck! (Fireworks are going off all over the city, but very few within a quarter mile of me.)

What a country!

 

[artisticbiguy]

Why does toothache always start when the dentist has just closed?

was that a rhetorical question?

 

[artisticbiguy]

fucking fireworks

there are only two types of fireworks I enjoy:

1) big professional pyrotechnic displays!
2) the ones that happen in the bedroom

 

[artisticbiguy]

I can do this, right? Just for a little longer?

you can do it babe. *hug*

 

[joeys-game]

Piiizzzaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I Doritos

Even if they do make my keyboard orange and greasy

 

[artisticbiguy]

I our new thermal wine glasses

 

[carsonshepherd]

Dear Editor Person,

Please suck my dick. I may have to do what you want, but I still think you're wrong.

Thank you,

the grumpy writer

 

[FallingToFly]

Allright FallingToFly, now I am stalking your ass. I want my story, the video and the negatives to the aerial photographs.

Want want want... demanding little stalker aren't you? Come get 'em big boy.

 

[artisticbiguy]

I white merlot

 

[Guest]

I white merlot

you don't share?

 

[artisticbiguy]

you don't share?

(you won't like it... but okay)

 

[Guest]

(you won't like it... but okay)

Well at least I can make up my OWN mind....besides, I have riesling

 

[carsonshepherd]

Well at least I can make up my OWN mind....besides, I have riesling

I'll take that. *waves you over*

 

[Guest]

I'll take that. *waves you over*

Schmitt Sonne for you, sir

 

[FallingToFly]

Bourbon. My drink of choice. *nods*

 

[ibhard]

there are only two types of fireworks I enjoy:

1) big professional pyrotechnic displays!
2) the ones that happen in the bedroom

number two on your list is more to my liking ^^



blurt: i still hate fireworks. every little animal in my house is cowering.

 

[artisticbiguy]

blurt: i still hate fireworks. every little animal in my house is cowering.

(hugging the poor little animals)
*taking the big animal away to the bedroom to make more enjoyable fireworks*

How do you like your explosions? small and repeated... or big after a major buildup?

 

[Liar]

there are only two types of fireworks I enjoy:

1) big professional pyrotechnic displays!
2) the ones that happen in the bedroom

Ever tried combining those?

 

[ibhard]

(hugging the poor little animals)
*taking the big animal away to the bedroom to make more enjoyable fireworks*

How do you like your explosions? small and repeated... or big after a major buildup?

a big show with a big bang in the end.

 

[artisticbiguy]

a big show with a big bang in the end.

hmmmmmm.... then I suppose we'll have to get some oil and lay you on the bed (face down)... for that much build up I'll need time and a lot of hand work!

 

[joeys-game]

Ever tried combining those?

sounds like fun..have you?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Will these fireworks never stop so my dogs will let me sleep? Jeezus!

 

[Dar~]

Carson, I adore you and your firework fearing dogs.

I love love love shots. Finger me good some more
butterscoth schnnaps and crown royal