Isolated Blurt Thread

[Aurora Black]

Damned mosquitoes are eating me alive!

 

[kendo1]

Why does toothache always start when the dentist has just closed?

 

[Aurora Black]

Why does toothache always start when the dentist has just closed?

Cosmic irony?

 

[kendo1]

Probably.
I think I'll go to the dentist tomorrow morning, if I make it through the night.

 

[Dar~]

Kendo, just have someone else stab a knife through your foot. That always helps my toothaches.

 

[ibhard]

fucking fireworks

 

[Aurora Black]

fucking fireworks

Move to Europe.

 

[dawge111]

Am I alone?

Am I the only one who loves women's soft, sweaty feet right out shoes and hose?

 

[ibhard]

Move to Europe.

no fireworks, no ka-boom, that shakes my whole house? i'm so there right about now if there isn't any.

 

[Aurora Black]

Am I the only one who loves women's soft, sweaty feet right out shoes and hose?

Yes. (Just kidding)

 

[rgraham666]

Why does toothache always start when the dentist has just closed?

Finagle's Law: The perversity of the universe tends towards a maximum.

 

[Aurora Black]

no fireworks, no ka-boom, that shakes my whole house? i'm so there right about now if there isn't any.

Today was just a normal day. Although you'd want to watch out if you have your sights on France, because Bastille Day is July 14th and it too has fireworks up the ass.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Originally Posted by ibhard
fucking fireworks

Move to Europe.

This is cheaper:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/spitfiregriffin/macksearplugs.jpg

 

[Aurora Black]

This is cheaper:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/spitfiregriffin/macksearplugs.jpg

Hmm, I could use some of those. I hate swimmer's ear.

 

[joeys-game]

This is cheaper:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/spitfiregriffin/macksearplugs.jpg

PMSL...

 

[Tom Collins]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *screaming with boredom*

 

[Aurora Black]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *screaming with boredom*

Blurt #1: You tryin' to tell us something, woman?

Blurt #2: Thank god the page didn't go all wonky.

Blurt #3: Boobies.

Blurt #4: I like my new bra.

 

[Liar]

This is cheaper:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/spitfiregriffin/macksearplugs.jpg

So, if somebody snores under water, I won't hear them?

 

[Dar~]

I love Fireworks. In fact, if you are in Melrose NM, I am the one bugging you

 

[carsonshepherd]

I can do this, right? Just for a little longer?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

So, if somebody snores under water, I won't hear them?

Psssst - you can use them on dry land, too.

BTW, the instructions were written by a team of lawyers. I find it most effective to tear one in two, shape each half into a little cone, and jam 'em in (not all the way though - the lawyers are right about that one. )

 

[Dar~]

I can do this, right? Just for a little longer?

I know not of what you speak, but I believe you capable of any number of impossible things.

 

[matriarch]

I can do this, right? Just for a little longer?

Yes.
Yes you can.
We're all behind you.
So is your family.

 

[The_Fool]

I can do this, right? Just for a little longer?

Yes....Deep breath. Day by day. Hour by hour if you have to.

 

[Dar~]

FOOL!!!!!!! my darling! how are you this fine day?