Isolated Blurt Thread

[NoJo]

I just want to scream.

So scream. It will be a break from your endless prattle.

 

[carsonshepherd]

So scream. It will be a break from your endless prattle.

my endless prattle is just a break from my constant screaming.

 

[impressive]

Such an odd word, prattle.

 

[Guest]

Such an odd word, prattle.

well
you know
he is.....ENGLISH
very odd people...lovely, but odd

 

[impressive]

well
you know
he is.....ENGLISH
very odd people...lovely, but odd

They "move house," dontcha know? Pick it up & move it.

 

[Guest]

They "move house," dontcha know? Pick it up & move it.

where were they when the house landed on my sister?


*its all good though...she was a publicity hog.*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Mayonaise in a squeeze bottle just looks so... wrong.

 

[Guest]

Mayonaise in a squeeze bottle just looks so... wrong.

when a blob of mayonaise is left on a counter...
it begins to look like cum

 

[cheerful_deviant]

when a blob of mayonaise is left on a counter...
it begins to look like cum

You just couldn't resist, could you?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Done!!!

 

[Guest]

You just couldn't resist, could you?

if i didnt
then you would worry about me...
i was doing it because, i care

 

[carsonshepherd]

I just got my first edit back.
Someone hold me.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

if i didnt
then you would worry about me...
i was doing it because, i care

Yeah, I'm sure it was all because you care about me.

 

[Guest]

I just got my first edit back.
Someone hold me.

im holding you as my male persona valium
relax
breathe deep

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I just got my first edit back.
Someone hold me.

Need a Kleenex?

 

[Guest]

Yeah, I'm sure it was all because you care about me.

i do care about you
i care so much, im willing to talk about mayonaise cum look alike.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

i do care about you
i care so much, im willing to talk about mayonaise cum look alike.

OK, now wishing I hadn't brought it up. I'll never be able to look at a turkey sandwich the same again.

 

[impressive]

i do care about you
i care so much, im willing to talk about mayonaise cum look alike.

Hair conditioner's more realistic, though.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Salmon.
We should be talking about salmon.

 

[impressive]

Salmon.
We should be talking about salmon.

The other pink meat!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The other pink meat!

Damn straight! Does a body good.

 

[Guest]

SUSHI

 

[lucky-E-leven]

SUSHI

Your favorite. (Thank God!)
I'll stick to the salmon...I like it HAWT!

 

[Guest]

Your favorite. (Thank God!)
I'll stick to the salmon...I like it HAWT!

SO, would you have a problem with me slathering waasabi all over you?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm gonna open it now *quakes in fear*