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minsue said:
Will someone please tell Mat that hydrogen peroxide does not hurt and a cut that's getting all red around it and getting puffy above it really should be cleaned properly, at the very least with soap if nothing else? :rolleyes: Grrrrrrrrrrr. Damn stubborn woman. If I didn't love her....
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Antibiotic ointment every few hours at the very least.
 
'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Your bum looks big in anything' - Bad response. Pack your bags, quickly.

'I prefer you in /insert suitable colour/.' Better, but needs a little more work.

'We could go shopping...' Much better.


'Would you like some chocolate?' Perfect.



Ken
 
Okay....I wrote another one....but I may have to tone it down for this group.... :D

What the fuck am I saying? This group? I gotta make it worse..... :rolleyes:
 
The_Fool said:
Okay....I wrote another one....but I may have to tone it down for this group.... :D

What the fuck am I saying? This group? I gotta make it worse..... :rolleyes:
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:D :cool:
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Ah, caucasianitis. *nods knowingly* :rolleyes:
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*snickers* no, according to my ex, punk rock destroyed my sense of rhythm - I can jump up and down or cross my arms and nod, but that's about the extent of it. All other attempts to teach me to dance led to disaster.
 
impressive said:
:D :cool:
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I really wasn't gonna share with everyone, but Vellalala made me do it. Get it off the brain..... :rolleyes:

flash me baby.
offer me sunrise under pleated skies.
slide the cloth aside.
share your secrets hidden
in blatant fashion.
two fingers to open the door,
another to point the way
to Heaven. there is no reasoning with my need.
you are the reason for my desire.
I want to lave my tongue upon your sex,
let my tongue tingle as I taste
you. breathe in slow,
I breathe out harsh.
moan as I blow caresses.
let me dedicate my lust
as I pray to your Venus.
 
The_Fool said:
I really wasn't gonna share with everyone, but Vellalala made me do it. Get it off the brain..... :rolleyes:

flash me baby.
offer me sunrise under pleated skies.
slide the cloth aside.
share your secrets hidden
in blatant fashion.
two fingers to open the door,
another to point the way
to Heaven. there is no reasoning with my need.
you are the reason for my desire.
I want to lave my tongue upon your sex,
let my tongue tingle as I taste
you. breathe in slow,
I breathe out harsh.
moan as I blow caresses.
let me dedicate my lust
as I pray to your Venus.
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*swoon*

(Vella's pretty damned persuasive. *nods*)
 
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The_Fool said:
I really wasn't gonna share with everyone, but Vellalala made me do it. Get it off the brain..... :rolleyes:

flash me baby.
offer me sunrise under pleated skies.
slide the cloth aside.
share your secrets hidden
in blatant fashion.
two fingers to open the door,
another to point the way
to Heaven. there is no reasoning with my need.
you are the reason for my desire.
I want to lave my tongue upon your sex,
let my tongue tingle as I taste
you. breathe in slow,
I breathe out harsh.
moan as I blow caresses.
let me dedicate my lust
as I pray to your Venus.
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one of the best things i did today was to prompt you to blurt this.
beautiful...and tres hot :devil:
 
carsonshepherd said:
*snickers* no, according to my ex, punk rock destroyed my sense of rhythm - I can jump up and down or cross my arms and nod, but that's about the extent of it. All other attempts to teach me to dance led to disaster.
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. :D .
 
carsonshepherd said:
*snickers* no, according to my ex, punk rock destroyed my sense of rhythm - I can jump up and down or cross my arms and nod, but that's about the extent of it. All other attempts to teach me to dance led to disaster.
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Could be worse. You could dance like me. Trust me, Shakira and middle age white guys ain't pretty. :rolleyes:
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Could be worse. You could dance like me. Trust me, Shakira and middle age white guys ain't pretty. :rolleyes:
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Yah man...I'm joining that club...
 
The_Fool said:
I really wasn't gonna share with everyone, but Vellalala made me do it. Get it off the brain..... :rolleyes:

flash me baby.
offer me sunrise under pleated skies.
slide the cloth aside.
share your secrets hidden
in blatant fashion.
two fingers to open the door,
another to point the way
to Heaven. there is no reasoning with my need.
you are the reason for my desire.
I want to lave my tongue upon your sex,
let my tongue tingle as I taste
you. breathe in slow,
I breathe out harsh.
moan as I blow caresses.
let me dedicate my lust
as I pray to your Venus.
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Wow.

:rose:
 
It's STILL a hundred and freakin' seven out there......at 6 in the evening. Madness, I tell you. Madness. And we went out in it. Voluntarily.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
matriarch said:
It's STILL a hundred and freakin' seven out there......at 6 in the evening. Madness, I tell you. Madness. And we went out in it. Voluntarily.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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hrm
i seem to recall having this conversation with you before.
im sorry to say but
the weather isnt going to get cooler before you leave
have min get you a towel with ice in it and let it melt down your breasts
JUST THINK
of the endless possible sexiness this could lead to
 
vella_ms said:
hrm
i seem to recall having this conversation with you before.
im sorry to say but
the weather isnt going to get cooler before you leave
have min get you a towel with ice in it and let it melt down your breasts
JUST THINK
of the endless possible sexiness this could lead to
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This reminds me of an earlier conversation with someone else and makes me smile....
 
matriarch said:
It's STILL a hundred and freakin' seven out there......at 6 in the evening. Madness, I tell you. Madness. And we went out in it. Voluntarily.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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And I'm so proud of you, baby. :kiss: :D
 
minsue said:
And I'm so proud of you, baby. :kiss: :D
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I'm just amazed at me. My tolerance peaks usually at around 75....... :rolleyes:

The only good thing that's come of it, is how much my smoking has dropped. I just can't be arsed to sit outside in those temperatures, even in the shade of the tree, just to smoke a ciggie. I probably only have 3 or 4 in the day. I smoke more when we're in the air-conditioned car. Which is just wrong.
 
Disturbingly enough... I love life more and more each day I go through it without a drug in sight.
 
minsue said:
Will someone please tell Mat that hydrogen peroxide does not hurt and a cut that's getting all red around it and getting puffy above it really should be cleaned properly, at the very least with soap if nothing else? :rolleyes: Grrrrrrrrrrr. Damn stubborn woman. If I didn't love her....
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MAT! hydrogen peroxied does NOT hurt and you need to clean your cuts properly or you will get an infection that will do worse!

CLEAN THE DAMN WOUND PROPERLY

*waving battle axe menacingly*

(not that I'd hurt the Auntie, but in this costume I have to do something)
 
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