Isolated Blurt Thread

[kendo1]

You've put on weight, McK.
Tongues longer too. Still wearing a thong?

Ken

 

[rgraham666]

I guess the trolls got out of church. Three votes in three hours on my latest. All one bombs.

I don't care, ya microcephalic losers.

 

[kendo1]

*grins*

 

[Aurora Black]

Rubber Nipples

 

[Aurora Black]

Ren and Stimpy: Fire Dogs

ETA: This is so wrong.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Still not time for you to go back to work?

 

[mcopado]

Frozen Margaritas....GOOOOODDD!!!!!!!

 

[McKenna]

*frightened whimper*

I won't bite, only lick!

*puckers up*

Yoúre so brave, EL! *lick*

You've put on weight, McK.
Tongues longer too. Still wearing a thong?

Ken

Too much whole grain will do that to you. Of course it's not all bad, you should see how much my udders have grown!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Damn time-zones

 

[lil_elvis]

I still can't fucking believe it.

 

[matriarch]

Fuck!
I made the mistake of checking out today's weather.........its not 5 am yet, and already 84F. Expected high today, around 3pm?? One hundred and freakin' nine !!!

Aaarrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not leaving the house. That's it. Incarcerated with the air conditioning.

 

[Guest]

Here in the good old South of England it's 20C (what that is in F, I have no clue!), with sunny spells and possible light showers.

Luvverly.

Oops, sorry Mat, didn't see you there.

 

[matriarch]

Here in the good old South of England it's 20C (what that is in F, I have no clue!), with sunny spells and possible light showers.

Luvverly.

Oops, sorry Mat, didn't see you there.

Bitch!!

20C = 68F. Almost cold, relatively speaking.

 

[Guest]

Bitch!!

20C = 68F. Almost cold, relatively speaking.

I'll send you some weather in the post.

 

[FallingToFly]

On one hand... I'm so relieved to be home, so glad to be back on my own two feet, and thankful for everything resolved and settled over the last week.

I'm glad to be back with my PC so I can type all the handwritten pages of my novel, and I'm thankful the doctors finally cleared me and found out what was wrong with me. With that treated, I can go back to be a person instead of a comatose lump of clay.

On the other hand, I'm heart sick, sad and so very sorry for the world right now. I'm going to go kiss my kids some more and head for work..

:Kiss: to everyone, I hope all are well, and happy today.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Feeling very lost today.

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hugo

Thank you bearman, this too shall pass.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Feeling very lost today.

I can help you find yourself if you want

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I can help you find yourself if you want

Can you read maps?

 

[impressive]

Awwwwwwww

 

[minsue]

Awwwwwwww

They're so cute and so creepy at the same time. Like little testicles with faces.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

They're so cute and so creepy at the same time. Like little testicles with faces.

I was thinking more of the devil's seaurchins.

 

[Aurora Black]

They're so cute and so creepy at the same time. Like little testicles with faces.

That's a scary thought.

Blurt #1: Damn, Lit's slow as hell today.

Blurt #2: Hallelujah, I'm finally done with it!

Blurt #3: So long, and thanks for all the fish.

 

[FallingToFly]

That's a scary thought.

Blurt #1: Damn, Lit's slow as hell today.

Blurt #2: Hallelujah, I'm finally done with it!

Blurt #3: So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Yes it is a scary thought.

I agree with Number 1.
What are you done with darling?
That wasn't fish. It was artificially flavored preprocessed soy protein pressed into fishy shapes, breaded and deep fried in the same vat as sheep testicles. Adds an authentically briny flavor.

Unrelated blurtage:

Would it have killed them, after breaking my mouse, to REPLACE IT? I come home to a frat house style mess, my dog is missing, they didn't feed half the horses for a week, they have NOT done the three things that were asked of them in return for being able to use my house while I was gone... and they broke my mouse, I can't get into half my word processing files because they put a password on them (asswipages) includign my WIP novel...
Yeah... so, those sheep testicles? They didn't actually come from sheep... lidocaine and sleeping pills are wonderful tools of revenge.