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Mmmmm ... fresh blueberries!




Many thanks to the patient boys who cleaned up the package I dropped in the checkout aisle, too! :eek:
 
McKenna said:
Yeah, you know as soon as I had that thought about a mermaid, I wondered if I could write an erotic story about one, but then I thought of the "below the waist" thing and... pffft... not sure where to go with it now. ;)
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Just make the tail start a little bit lower than we see in the G-rated images.

McKenna said:
Handsome sailors. ;)
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Psst. Don't tell anyone. My real photos...
http://www.cinemazone.dk/images/image7150.JPG
:D
 
impressive said:
Mmmmm ... fresh blueberries!




Many thanks to the patient boys who cleaned up the package I dropped in the checkout aisle, too! :eek:
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Try dropping a glass bottle of olive oil. *cringe* I haven't been back to that store since. :D
 
carsonshepherd said:
Try dropping a glass bottle of olive oil. *cringe* I haven't been back to that store since. :D
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Actually, they bent over so nicely that I'm considering doing it again. :cool:
 
To my brain: Wake the fuck up so we can finish this piece and be done with it! The King must get off! :p
 
Aurora Black said:
And I'm the Queen of England. :rolleyes:
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Liz!! Delighted to meet you. Over there visiting the in-laws??

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth and Baron Greenwich, was born Prince of Greece and Denmark in Corfu on 10 June 1921.

He was born the only son of Prince Andrew of Greece. His paternal family is of Danish descent - Prince Andrew was the grandson of King Christian IX of Denmark.

His mother was Princess Alice of Battenberg, the eldest child of Prince Louis of Battenberg and sister of Earl Mountbatten of Burma. Prince Louis became a naturalised British subject in 1868, joined the Royal Navy and rose to become an Admiral of the Fleet and First Sea Lord in 1914.

During the First World War Prince Louis changed the family name to Mountbatten and was created Marquess of Milford Haven. Prince Philip adopted the family name of Mountbatten when he became a naturalised British subject and renounced his Royal title in 1947.

Prince Louis married one of Queen Victoria's granddaughters. Thus, The Queen and Prince Philip both have Queen Victoria as a great-great-grandmother. They are also related through his father's side. His paternal grandfather, King George I of Greece, was Queen Alexandra's brother.
 
matriarch said:
That's the last time you get to sit on my lap for a cuddle, young lady. ;)
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Not to worry, lots of laps around here would have ya, Sophia. Some with nice pointy things that make it easier for you to stay on the lap. Girls, according to Imp, are slippery and we wouldn't want you falling off.
 
matriarch said:
That's the last time you get to sit on my lap for a cuddle, young lady. ;)
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:confused: That was a cuddle :confused:

I've seen group gropes with fewer arms....... :D
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Not to worry, lots of laps around here would have ya, Sophia. Some with nice pointy things that make it easier for you to stay on the lap. Girls, according to Imp, are slippery and we wouldn't want you falling off.
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The guys can get pretty slippery, too.
 
matriarch said:
Liz!! Delighted to meet you. Over there visiting the in-laws??

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth and Baron Greenwich, was born Prince of Greece and Denmark in Corfu on 10 June 1921.

He was born the only son of Prince Andrew of Greece. His paternal family is of Danish descent - Prince Andrew was the grandson of King Christian IX of Denmark.

His mother was Princess Alice of Battenberg, the eldest child of Prince Louis of Battenberg and sister of Earl Mountbatten of Burma. Prince Louis became a naturalised British subject in 1868, joined the Royal Navy and rose to become an Admiral of the Fleet and First Sea Lord in 1914.

During the First World War Prince Louis changed the family name to Mountbatten and was created Marquess of Milford Haven. Prince Philip adopted the family name of Mountbatten when he became a naturalised British subject and renounced his Royal title in 1947.

Prince Louis married one of Queen Victoria's granddaughters. Thus, The Queen and Prince Philip both have Queen Victoria as a great-great-grandmother. They are also related through his father's side. His paternal grandfather, King George I of Greece, was Queen Alexandra's brother.
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Ooh, royal background information. ;)
 
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