Isolated Blurt Thread

[FallingToFly]

When you're forced into a corner, you have no choice but to fight your way out.

Yum. AMen. And I really like that statement, too.

 

[Aurora Black]

Yum. AMen. And I really like that statement, too.

It reminds me of some advice my older sister gave me when I started Junior High about fighting:

"When the assholes try to get the jump on you, grab the nearest brick..."

 

[FallingToFly]

It reminds me of some advice my older sister gave me when I started Junior High about fighting:

"When the assholes try to get the jump on you, grab the nearest brick..."

My mom's advice: "Learn to run in heels. And failing that, learn how to cause permanent and serious damage with them."

I can do both

 

[Aurora Black]

My mom's advice: "Learn to run in heels. And failing that, learn how to cause permanent and serious damage with them."

I can do both

"Never run in heels through the forest or jungle, because you will always trip and the monster will eat you alive."

 

[FallingToFly]

"Never run in heels through the forest or jungle, because you will always trip and the monster will eat you alive."

Never been in a jungle, but I can do it through a forest. And I can climb trees in them too.

 

[Aurora Black]

Never been in a jungle, but I can do it through a forest. And I can climb trees in them too.

Okay, Sheena.

 

[FallingToFly]

Okay, Sheena.

*nibbles on Rora's kneecaps* Hey, if you'd met the guys around here, you'd learn to run like hell, no matter what the terrain, too!

 

[Aurora Black]

*nibbles on Rora's kneecaps* Hey, if you'd met the guys around here, you'd learn to run like hell, no matter what the terrain, too!

You mean in Florida? I've been there! At Disney World...

 

[FallingToFly]

You mean in Florida?

Yep... damn Billy Bob Belt Buckle Bastards

 

[Aurora Black]

Yep... damn Billy Bob Belt Buckle Bastards

I guess they reside somewhere outside of Kissimmee.

 

[Guest]

I guess they reside somewhere outside of Kissimmee.

Thinik of beer swilling, tobacco spitting good ole boys, but missing teeth and with less of an education. That's how it was described to me by a guy who grew up there.

 

[FallingToFly]

Thinik of beer swilling, tobacco spitting good ole boys, but missing teeth and with less of an education. That's how it was described to me by a guy who grew up there.

Pretty damn accurate. The freaks and skaters and punks and goths and surfers are cool... but far, far out numbered by the rednecks. And they were the ones chasing me.

 

[Aurora Black]

Thinik of beer swilling, tobacco spitting good ole boys, but missing teeth and with less of an education. That's how it was described to me by a guy who grew up there.

And with that description, the nipples sprang forward. Not.

*hears banjos playing, runs*

 

[BlackShanglan]

Oooh good. I was thinking of removing'em actually -afraid that people were bieng driven mad by them by now *L*

Not really so much of a drive as a fairly short putt for most of us.

 

[joeys-game]

blurt....Some fucking asshole stole my 11 year old son's bike last night. We just bought it for him, we can't replace it, was his first brand new bike...fuck you asshole that stole it...

 

[MissBri]

 

[BlackShanglan]

blurt....Some fucking asshole stole my 11 year old son's bike last night. We just bought it for him, we can't replace it, was his first brand new bike...fuck you asshole that stole it...

I'm so sorry. Stealing a child's toys is really about as low as anyone can possibly go.

 

[MissBri]

 

[English Lady]

Not really so much of a drive as a fairly short putt for most of us.

Hey, address all complaints to damppanties -she said I should keep it

And I will not make any comments about AH people and their sanities


Good to see you horsey


I'm sorry to hear about the bike, Joey. Some people are seriously nasty.

 

[Guest]

 

[joeys-game]

Thanks Jett, Shang, El

just upsets me , his face was so sad this morning when he realized that it had been stolen.

 

[Aurora Black]

Aurora, is there a bug on your eyelashes? 'cos that's squicking me, bigtime. *shudder*

Call on your frogs to get it, then.

 

[MissBri]

 

[rgraham666]

Damn, joey. That really bites. *HUGS* for you and your son.

 

[English Lady]

Thanks Jett, Shang, El

just upsets me , his face was so sad this morning when he realized that it had been stolen.

*hugs* I can only imagine. Poor lad.