Isolated Blurt Thread

[rgraham666]

Jesus, ent. I'm so sorry.*HUGS*

 

[Aurora Black]

You have no earthly idea. He promised to get the proceeds from the stuff we hired somebody to put on ebay for us and deposit it. Two weeks ago. Got a letter from the bank today to let us know that - well gee - it didn't happen, our overdraft protection is gone, they're getting ready to close the account, and have returned checks all over the place. Which means i can't get gas to go do anything. Even fill out job apps.

Saboteur bastard. It's some twisted revenge shit.

 

[entitled]

Jesus, ent. I'm so sorry.*HUGS*

Indeedy. Ent-ish person is less than pleased.

 

[entitled]

Saboteur bastard. It's some twisted revenge shit.

It's kicking his ass, too. Joint account. He's just a stupid fuck.

 

[Aurora Black]

It's kicking his ass, too. Joint account. He's just a stupid fuck.

He'll be a stupid fuck by himself, though. You've gotten an upgrade, and you have the kids.

 

[Aurora Black]

I wish I had some Canada Dry handy. I loved the taste.

 

[entitled]

He'll be a stupid fuck by himself, though. You've gotten an upgrade, and you have the kids.

The upgrade isn't official... momentarily hurting on that part. And yes, i'll have the kids. He tries to take them and he'll get fucked over badly.

 

[Aurora Black]

The upgrade isn't official... momentarily hurting on that part. And yes, i'll have the kids. He tries to take them and he'll get fucked over badly.

With a razor-studded strap-on?

 

[entitled]

With a razor-studded strap-on?

Only if i can find one.

 

[Aurora Black]

Only if i can find one.

YEEEOUCH! I love it!

 

[rgraham666]

Only if i can find one.

I can make one, tout de suite.

 

[Aurora Black]

How can I call upon my muse to write when I promised myself I'd never use him, or even think about him again? Fucking bastard, why do I still look up to you after you ripped my dreams to shreds?

 

[Aurora Black]

I can make one, tout de suite.

*claps hands* Vite! Vite!

 

[entitled]

And again... ouch.

 

[FallingToFly]

Pyxie, Pyxie, Pyxie!!!

Dammit, bad dreams. BAaaaaaaaaad thoughts. Quit getting into my head!!

 

[Aurora Black]

Fuck my muse, fuck the RA, fuck them all.

 

[entitled]

With the razor encrusted strapon, no less.

 

[Aurora Black]

With the razor encrusted strapon, no less.

Make that a double, Rob. Allons-y!

 

[carsonshepherd]

*unrelated* Fuck. Are you still here?

 

[FallingToFly]

Blurt:

I just spilled that out and it came like silk. Why the fuck can't I do that when I want to?

 

[Aurora Black]

Procrastination is a bitch with halitosis breathing down my neck.

 

[entitled]

Well shitty. Forgot to open the chocolate bar BEFORE painting the nails.

 

[McKenna]

I've been assimilated.

 

[Aurora Black]

I've been assimilated.

"Resistance is futile!"

God, I'm such a dork.

 

[McKenna]

"Resistance is futile!"

God, I'm such a dork.

At least you're a cute one.