Isolated Blurt Thread

[entitled]

I need a vacation from my vacation.

Come kick back with me. Nothing here but me, kids, and my cookin at the moment.

 

[yui]

I just wanna, you know, kiss it, and make it all better.

U

 

[Belegon]

So, I finally get some time with everyone asleep...time when I can write...

..and nothing will come. Pretty much the way the last two weeks have been. Grrrrrr.

 

[MissBri]

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

another birthday shoutout to VANA

VANA NANA's

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm so glad you'll be still there when I get there.

 

[MissBri]

 

[damppanties]

I keep thinking it's 2005! It happens every damn year. By the time I adjust my mind to thinking there's been a year change, it's going to change in about three months again. I was born late, or early, or something... *grumble grumble*

 

[Weepingguitar]

I hate humidity!

 

[FallingToFly]

*rolling on the floor*

The Sexy Data Tango lyrics

If, while you're out in space, love
You're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love
That phat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet

'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole
and he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
his multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He gently massages your gel packs
while he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
as he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft

So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He will put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze

so if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional... and anatomically correct!

 

[English Lady]

you expect me to get down to "12 stone, if not less."

Pffft.

I'd be a damn waif at that weight.

Stoopid bloody BMI crap.

I'll keep going till I feel I'm at my right weight thank you ver much Mrs not so helpful Nurse. Thanks

 

[Aurora Black]

you expect me to get down to "12 stone, if not less."

Pffft.

I'd be a damn waif at that weight.

Stoopid bloody BMI crap.

I'll keep going till I feel I'm at my right weight thank you ver much Mrs not so helpful Nurse. Thanks

*kicks nurse in the head*

Better?

 

[Aurora Black]

*rolling on the floor*

The Sexy Data Tango lyrics

If, while you're out in space, love
You're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love
That phat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet

'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

That episode shocked the hell out of me, I swear to God. I remember shouting at the TV, "But he's a freaking ROBOT!" That was almost as bad as the episode when Odo was in bed with a woman. How the hell did that work?

Yes, I'm a Trekkie dork. Deal with it.

 

[Weepingguitar]

Why do dish towels smell so bad so fast?

 

[AngeloMichael]

That episode shocked the hell out of me, I swear to God. I remember shouting at the TV, "But he's a freaking ROBOT!" That was almost as bad as the episode when Odo was in bed with a woman. How the hell did that work?

Yes, I'm a Trekkie dork. Deal with it.

He's a shape shifter I figured he'd be any woman's dream in bed.

 

[Aurora Black]

He's a shape shifter I figured he'd be any woman's dream in bed.

A shapeshifter with a penis?

 

[English Lady]

*kicks nurse in the head*

Better?

Much, thanks


I'd do Data *grins* it'd be an experince, that's for sure!

 

[zeb1094]

That episode shocked the hell out of me, I swear to God. I remember shouting at the TV, "But he's a freaking ROBOT!" That was almost as bad as the episode when Odo was in bed with a woman. How the hell did that work?

Yes, I'm a Trekkie dork. Deal with it.

He could make it grow and shink at will, as fast as you could take it!

 

[Aurora Black]

Much, thanks


I'd do Data *grins* it'd be an experince, that's for sure!

I think I'll stick with my Hitachi, thanks.

Zeb:

 

[AngeloMichael]

A shapeshifter with a penis?

He could have a penis if he wanted, a vagina if he wanted, two penises, hell...a vagina and a penis. His sexuality just wasn't explored enough on that show, but didn't Kira seem A LOT less uptight in the final season? He was the prefect mate for her, I mean her alternate universe version was such a highly sexed and um diverse indivudual and she was just another version of Kira.

 

[Weepingguitar]

He could have a penis if he wanted, a vagina if he wanted, two penises, hell...a vagina and a penis.

I think I just left on a mental vacation. I want a shapeshifter of my own now...

 

[Aurora Black]

He could have a penis if he wanted, a vagina if he wanted, two penises, hell...a vagina and a penis. His sexuality just wasn't explored enough on that show, but didn't Kira seem A LOT less uptight in the final season? He was the prefect mate for her, I mean her alternate universe version was such a highly sexed and um diverse indivudual and she was just another version of Kira.

Well I already told you that I stopped watching when they replaced Dax, but I did notice a difference in Kira. Not once did I think it was sex related, though.

Wow, the alternative Kira was screwing everybody, wasn't she? Male or female, it didn't matter. It's funny that there was all that controversy about the lesbian Dax kiss (5th season?), but no one said anything about the implied orgies that Alt Kira had earlier in the series.

 

[neonlyte]

I am disgustingly fed up with being ripped off by a country I love just because I'm English

 

[Aurora Black]

I am disgustingly fed up with being ripped off by a country I love just because I'm English

What??? What happened?