Isolated Blurt Thread

[matriarch]

i SO love the smell of freshly cut grass....


so why must it also remind me that i have chores to do?!

I love freshly cut grass......but unfortunately.......hayfever.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I realised a bizarre fact about myself today. Babies, or anyone under two years, almost invariably fall asleep in my arms. As soon as I hold them and cuddle, poof, you can see their eyes getting heavy and then it's just a matter of minutes.

Actually, now that I think of it, there was an ex-boyfriend who fell asleep when he was on the phone with me. Most times than not. Is that significant?

Hmmmm. I don't suppose that you'll come read me bedtime stories? That sounds like a much more pleasant method than taking Ambien.

 

[damppanties]

Hmmmm. I don't suppose that you'll come read me bedtime stories? That sounds like a much more pleasant method than taking Ambien.

I will. I've always wondered whether it will work on horses.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

If I could go to work dressed like this avatar, I would!

 

[FallingToFly]

If I could go to work dressed like this avatar, I would!

ooohhh... now I want to play with your wires. *evil grins*

ETA: I meant to say horns... sorry, braiding wires right now, I have them on the brain.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

ooohhh... now I want to play with your wires. *evil grins*

ETA: I meant to say horns... sorry, braiding wires right now, I have them on the brain.

Bring your guitar

 

[Aurora Black]

If I could go to work dressed like this avatar, I would!

"From Thumbs to Legos: The Journey." Sounds like a bestseller to me... in Papua New Guinea.

 

[Aurora Black]

Banks suck!

Tomorrow I am going to have words with them.

Yes, they do. Hard and long, and not in the good way either.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

"From Thumbs to Legos: The Journey." Sounds like a bestseller to me... in Papua New Guinea.

I was thinking "Salvor Hardon, Man of a thousand Avatars" and it being on teh Krakow Times best seller list for weeks

 

[MissBri]

 

[FallingToFly]

CHRIST!!!!

How damn hard can this POSSIBLY BE?????

*breaks the bottle off and shoves in own ear*

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

I got a job!!

WEEEEE! YAY JETTIE!!

I'm guessing it isn't working at having your ass reddened for you, it is? (you should be so lucky, eh?) Do tell, do tell all!

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

I'll be a counter wench/waitress at a little Mexican place down the road. It doesn't sound like full time, though, so I'll probably end up doing something else too. And then, when I have a bit of money saved and can get a new phone, I'll be doing the phone sex in my down time.

I've wondered about doing that before -- I'm told I have a great phone voice, but my hatred of telephones and my tendency to giggle would probably disqualify me

You'll be a star TexMex Wench!

 

[Aurora Black]

I got a job!!

Congrats, Jett!

 

[rgraham666]

Confratualtions, MissJett. I'm so glad to hear that.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

unrelated:

I love my girlfriends dearly... I truly do, but I want to smack the ever loving shit out of them for making horrible man choices, terrible sexual decisions, frightening pregnancy choices, and health risking physically unsafe decisions.... UGH

 

[entitled]

unrelated:

I love my girlfriends dearly... I truly do, but I want to smack the ever loving shit out of them for making horrible man choices, terrible sexual decisions, frightening pregnancy choices, and health risking physically unsafe decisions.... UGH

i heart you too.

 

[entitled]

grrrrr......

 

[Aurora Black]

grrrrr......

"Grrrrrreat!" - Tony the Tiger.

 

[entitled]

"Grrrrrreat!" - Tony the Tiger.

Wrong grr.

 

[entitled]

This should not be doubted. i know what love feels like.

 

[Guest]

I am your friend and I care about you... that is why I am supposed to ask and question... an aquintance will smile and nod and tell you good luck... but a friend will ask questions ESPECIALLY the hard ones knowing that you will most likely get pissed about the questions... but if you think about it only someone that actually LOVED you would ask those questions