Isolated Blurt Thread

[entitled]

hey ent

hey joey

i'm stealing Tommy's boobies.

 

[FallingToFly]

Mini Movie- Shade- "Weapon" flash

 

[joeys-game]

hey joey

i'm stealing Tommy's boobies.

i can share

 

[Belegon]

Sometimes the writing just flows and you can come up with something that makes you feel like Grantland Rice. Not that I am truly comparing myself...just saying I feel like that was pretty decent. Excerpts follow...

Maddux got rocked pretty hard in Petco Park on Monday and like the old pro he is, the Clark Kent look-alike made the adjustment. Off came the glasses and the navy blue suit, on went the red cape. For seven today, Maddux was Superman.

A player who has always had swagger, who didn’t need the calender to turn to May to recapture anything, despite a disappointing start. Michael Piazza has made a 400 home run career out of proving people wrong. So of course, he swaggered up to the plate and hit #401.

Enter the other future Hall of Famer. They don’t play Hell’s Bells in Chicago. But doom still follows Trevor Hoffman into games, even in the darkening skies of his career. Three batters faced him, three batters failed. Typical Trevor time.

A pair of diamond kings trumps an Ace.

 

[Guest]

Sometimes the writing just flows and you can come up with something that makes you feel like Grantland Rice. Not that I am truly comparing myself...just saying I feel like that was pretty decent. Excerpts follow...

Maddux got rocked pretty hard in Petco Park on Monday and like the old pro he is, the Clark Kent look-alike made the adjustment. Off came the glasses and the navy blue suit, on went the red cape. For seven today, Maddux was Superman.

A player who has always had swagger, who didn’t need the calender to turn to May to recapture anything, despite a disappointing start. Michael Piazza has made a 400 home run career out of proving people wrong. So of course, he swaggered up to the plate and hit #401.

Enter the other future Hall of Famer. They don’t play Hell’s Bells in Chicago. But doom still follows Trevor Hoffman into games, even in the darkening skies of his career. Three batters faced him, three batters failed. Typical Trevor time.

A pair of diamond kings trumps an Ace.

Ride'em, Cowboy

 

[McKenna]

ooooh, wish I could join you!

I wish I could afford to do that every month! OMG, I've never felt so pampered. I feel all girly and stuff, and I like it!

Spa day rawks!

 

[Guest]

I wish I could afford to do that every month! OMG, I've never felt so pampered. I feel all girly and stuff, and I like it!

Spa day rawks!

What, you? Girly? Whodathunkit?

Did they paint your toenails? Do hot stone massage? Tell us all!

 

[McKenna]

What, you? Girly? Whodathunkit?

Did they paint your toenails? Do hot stone massage? Tell us all!

It started with a facial.... lots of goopy stuff but it smelled good and I have to say having someone massage my face and head is the BEST! I'm not sure how many layers of stuff she put on and took off but I came out of their glowing.

Next was a massage... a little slice of heaven on earth. I got rubbed in all my favorite places (well, not THAT place!) and once again, a head massage. I love that. I love when my hair gets played with, too, but that wasn't part of the deal. No stones, though. Might have to try that next time. She did do this thing with hot, wet towels on my back. Verrrra nice. *dreamy sigh*

And then... pedicure time! I had a good foot soak, lots more goop and scrubs and this and that and something else, then a nice pink (PINK!) nail polish. The next best thing to sex is a foot massage I think. Almost.

To top it off, I went for the manicure. My fingers are so pretty now I hardly want to do the housework that still needs to be done! While my friend and I were getting the pedicure/mancure, we drank some wine and chatted and basically looked like we were stoned we were so relaxed, but it was great!

We ended the day with Thai food at my favorite Thai restaurant.

Complete and utter pampering, but so, so worth it! What a treat!

Thanks for asking, M.

 

[Guest]

It started with a facial.... lots of goopy stuff but it smelled good and I have to say having someone massage my face and head is the BEST! I'm not sure how many layers of stuff she put on and took off but I came out of their glowing.

Next was a massage... a little slice of heaven on earth. I got rubbed in all my favorite places (well, not THAT place!) and once again, a head massage. I love that. I love when my hair gets played with, too, but that wasn't part of the deal. No stones, though. Might have to try that next time. She did do this thing with hot, wet towels on my back. Verrrra nice. *dreamy sigh*

And then... pedicure time! I had a good foot soak, lots more goop and scrubs and this and that and something else, then a nice pink (PINK!) nail polish. The next best thing to sex is a foot massage I think. Almost.

To top it off, I went for the manicure. My fingers are so pretty now I hardly want to do the housework that still needs to be done! While my friend and I were getting the pedicure/mancure, we drank some wine and chatted and basically looked like we were stoned we were so relaxed, but it was great!

We ended the day with Thai food at my favorite Thai restaurant.

Complete and utter pampering, but so, so worth it! What a treat!

Thanks for asking, M.

Sounds absolutely delicious! Head, scalp, face, neck -- favorite massage!

 

[McKenna]

Sounds absolutely delicious! Head, scalp, face, neck -- favorite massage!

I'll do you if you do me!

 

[Guest]

I'll do you if you do me!

Actually, I'd toss you to ABG -- he's a pro (really, he's a professional - it's his second job -- and he works for barter )

 

[artisticbiguy]

It started with a facial.... lots of goopy stuff but it smelled good and I have to say having someone massage my face and head is the BEST! I'm not sure how many layers of stuff she put on and took off but I came out of their glowing.

Next was a massage... a little slice of heaven on earth. I got rubbed in all my favorite places (well, not THAT place!) and once again, a head massage. I love that. I love when my hair gets played with, too, but that wasn't part of the deal. No stones, though. Might have to try that next time. She did do this thing with hot, wet towels on my back. Verrrra nice. *dreamy sigh*

And then... pedicure time! I had a good foot soak, lots more goop and scrubs and this and that and something else, then a nice pink (PINK!) nail polish. The next best thing to sex is a foot massage I think. Almost.

To top it off, I went for the manicure. My fingers are so pretty now I hardly want to do the housework that still needs to be done! While my friend and I were getting the pedicure/mancure, we drank some wine and chatted and basically looked like we were stoned we were so relaxed, but it was great!

We ended the day with Thai food at my favorite Thai restaurant.

Complete and utter pampering, but so, so worth it! What a treat!

Thanks for asking, M.

Ahhhh, but that sounds delightful... I'd have just had them buff my nails for the manicures and pedicures, but the rest I'd have done happily

 

[McKenna]

Actually, I'd toss you to ABG -- he's a pro (really, he's a professional - it's his second job -- and he works for barter )

*perk*

Too bad Florida is such a long ways from Idaho.

Ahhhh, but that sounds delightful... I'd have just had them buff my nails for the manicures and pedicures, but the rest I'd have done happily

No pink nails?! Chicken!

 

[Guest]

*perk*

Too bad Florida is such a long ways from Idaho.

Yeah, 'tis true...but we get to Wyoming from time to time..

No pink nails?! Chicken!

This is Redneck Country. If you have pink nails, you'd better be wearing panties -- and panties just don't suit him.

 

[kendo1]

Flicka seems to be off, suffering from LoveGate.

 

[artisticbiguy]

No pink nails?! Chicken!

I do not fear pink my darling, but as my hands are calling cards as a therapist, and since my feet are exposed often as a yoga instructor, pink would not give the correct impression to my clients.

Also, since I work with solvents often, the polish would be an expense that would be wasted within a few days. If I get pampered, I don't want to have the later sadness of the ruination of the effort and expense.

 

[kendo1]

But a pink thong is fine.

 

[artisticbiguy]

But a pink thong is fine.

I don't believe I"ve ever owned a pink thong... I've had a fire red Gstring, will that do?

 

[kendo1]

That'll do nicely, Sir.

 

[Guest]

That'll do nicely, Sir.

I certainly thought so...it was suede and had a little fringe in the front

 

[Guest]

if you had hit my ample hippage with that fucking cart one more time, i could not have been held resposible for torching your hair with a butane lighter and poking you in the eye with a rusty spoon, you greedy space horder.


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^this is my personal space. IF YOU ARE SO CLOSE I CAN TELL YOU NEED A TIC TAC, YOU ARE INFRINGING...asswipe.

 

[artisticbiguy]

if you had hit my ample hippage with that fucking cart one more time, i could not have been held resposible for torching your hair with a butane lighter and poking you in the eye with a rusty spoon, you greedy space horder.


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^this is my personal space. IF YOU ARE SO CLOSE I CAN TELL YOU NEED A TIC TAC, YOU ARE INFRINGING...asswipe.

*** hiding ***

 

[Guest]

*** hiding ***

that was you????
no, i think not. you dont strike me as a greedy space monger.

 

[Guest]

that was you????
no, i think not. you dont strike me as a greedy space monger.

you haven't shared a bed with him, Vella Even in a Kingsized bed, the space he wants is always three inches inside of the space where I am, where ever that happens to be.

 

[Guest]

you haven't shared a bed with him, Vella Even in a Kingsized bed, the space he wants is always three inches inside of the space where I am, where ever that happens to be.

sounds like lucky.
i love it.