Isolated Blurt Thread

[MissBri]

 

[BlackShanglan]

Not spewing poetic frustration tonight. Too tired.

Must be if you're using "spewing" and "poetic" in the same sentence. *ducks*

 

[MissBri]

 

[BlackShanglan]

I've said this before, but I'll say it again - I you, horsey.
(And, by the way, if I haven't mentioned it to you - Electrified Heaven is up and you sort of inspired it.)

Oh, goodness. I shall have to dash off and read it, then. Thanks for telling me.

Shanglan

 

[damppanties]

The internet hates me.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

The internet hates me.

That is because you didn't bring sandwiches as a peace offer to the Goddess of all that is Internet

 

[damppanties]

That is because you didn't bring sandwiches as a peace offer to the Goddess of all that is Internet

Ah. Will pickle sandwiches do? There's nothing else...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Ah. Will pickle sandwiches do? There's nothing else...

I was thinking brie and vined tomato's on rye?

 

[damppanties]

I was thinking brie and vined tomato's on rye?

What?! You want gourmet sandwiches now?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

What?! You want gourmet sandwiches now?

The Goddess of all that is Internet is not from around here, you know

 

[damppanties]

The Goddess of all that is Internet is not from around here, you know

Where's 'here'? Where's she then?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Where's 'here'? Where's she then?

Not sure... Let's google her and see

 

[damppanties]

Not sure... Let's google her and see

That way we'll get 153,436 results.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Pain is only real when yesterday becomes today over and over again.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Yikes. I don't even want to begin to imagine what it's going to take to keep the house in "show" condition with four kids running around.

 

[TxRad]

visions:
1. injection of potassium with no versed and just watching him twitch and seize.
2. castration with a rusty spoon
3. both 1 & 2


but really i dont wish him harm...well, maybe a little. ok...it would be good if i could hurt him as much as hes fucked us over. so maybe a cracked knee cap would be ok.
hey! eye for an eye yannow.

Did someone call for the kneecap knocker.....

Make that 6 hands for fence building......

 

[sophia jane]

I do, in fact, exist. And I actually have thoughts and feelings that are important, too. I wonder when that will be noticed.

 

[TxRad]

I do, in fact, exist. And I actually have thoughts and feelings that are important, too. I wonder when that will be noticed.

It has been noticed by many believe me.....

Those that don't notice don't matter, only they don't know it yet....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

For Shang...

An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town
when a highway patrol officer stopped her.
"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer.
"I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on
the back of your buggy is broken and it could
be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall
have my husband repair it as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins
to your horse is wrapped around his testicles.
Some people might consider this cruelty to
animals so you should have your husband
check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check
this when I get home."
True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she
told her husband about the broken reflector.
He said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said
there was something wrong with the emergency brake. "

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I hate having ideas for photographs but no camera or model to make them come to life

 

[togitc]

I just figured out Colleens Av.

With a passing glance I always through it was one leg poking out from the bookshelf. Kind of like a tease, then I realized the leg didn't look right for that angle, so after a long, hard look I understand now.

I need coffee.

 

[joeys-game]

Its gonna be one of those days again!

 

[FallingToFly]

I need a clone... anyone got an extra couple of trained octupi they could lend me?

 

[Guest]

DANCE for inspiration

 

[ABSTRUSE]

DANCE for inspiration

EAT for indigestion.