Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

You do. The real question is ... how much do you love me.
I'm in the mood to ride your face tonight.

oooOOOooooOOOoooooOOOooga!
oooOOOooooOOOoooooOOOooga!
DIVE!
DIVE!~

 

[lucky-E-leven]

oooOOOooooOOOoooooOOOooga!
oooOOOooooOOOoooooOOOooga!
DIVE!
DIVE!~

Is it bedtime yet?

 

[Guest]

Is it bedtime yet?

very soon, very soon.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

very soon, very soon.

*tapping foot impatiently*

 

[yui]

Unrelated blurt: I you. Teach me, Obiwan.

It's not the same, but I'll answer you.

 

[Aurora Black]

J-Lo is performing in Athens tonight. Big whoop.

 

[zeb1094]

J-Lo is performing in Athens tonight. Big whoop.

I wouldn't kick her outa bed for eating crackers!

 

[Aurora Black]

I wouldn't kick her outa bed for eating crackers!

Considering her track record with men, I'd be afraid to let her in my bed. The fact that I'm not gay notwithstanding.

 

[zeb1094]

Considering her track record with men, I'd be afraid to let her in my bed. The fact that I'm not gay notwithstanding.

But I can use a condom, so there!

 

[Guest]

Considering her track record with men, I'd be afraid to let her in my bed. The fact that I'm not gay notwithstanding.

I'm with you, 'Rora. I'm just not so much enamoured with the Bouncing Bootie.

 

[Aurora Black]

But I can use a condom, so there!

*shrug* Okay.

 

[Aurora Black]

I'm with you, 'Rora. I'm just not so much enamoured with the Bouncing Bootie.

I can appreciate the Booty because she made it big in Hollywood when it was (and still is) dominated by toothpick starlets, but it doesn't go beyond that.

 

[zeb1094]

What can I say, I'm a man = I'm a pig (most of the time, not all the time).

I think she's kinda cute, her face is very pretty, the rest I assume has the standard equipment of a female of the species.

 

[Aurora Black]

What can I say, I'm a man = I'm a pig (most of the time, not all the time).

I think she's kinda cute, her face is very pretty, the rest I assume has the standard equipment of a female of the species.

There was a scene in "The Cell" where she's standing in front of a fridge trying to decide what to eat, and she's wearing just a shirt and panties. When I saw that I was like, "Oh come on now!" because that was such an obvious "Hey look at J-Lo's famous butt" shot.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh shit. Times flies when you're looking at porn

 

[Guest]

Oh shit. Times flies when you're looking at porn

It only slows down at the dentist.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Life shouldn't have to be so damned complicated.

 

[Aurora Black]

I've got death and decay on my mind. Happy Halloween.

 

[Guest]

bugger

 

[entitled]

Is it supposed to make me feel better to know that a major source of aspirin in this country also produces insect poison?

 

[McKenna]

I predict much tequila in my near future.

 

[zeb1094]

I predict much tequila in my near future.

Party time! Or a booze run to Mexico!

 

[Belegon]

I predict much tequila in my near future.

If that means you're heading south you better call me! You're not too big to spank little girl!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Binge...

2 cherry popsicles
1 large piece of lemon cheesecake - baked cheesecake
Cadbury chocolate bu'uns
Happy friends sour jelly worms
Some marshmellows
three chocolate chip biscuits
Krispy cream chocolate donut filled with custard
2 grape flavoured lollipops

I think it is clear that I have an oral fixation...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Binge...

2 cherry popsicles
1 large piece of lemon cheesecake - baked cheesecake
Cadbury chocolate bu'uns
Happy friends sour jelly worms
Some marshmellows
three chocolate chip biscuits
Krispy cream chocolate donut filled with custard
2 grape flavoured lollipops

I think it is clear that I have an oral fixation...

Add another donut. Same kind.