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damppanties
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It's just... odd.
Aurora Black
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I should be recuperating in bed, but I'm not. Why? Because I am a fool. I'm trying to exercise restraint, limiting my daily input to just a couple of posts a day before rushing back to bed. Although it's working so far, I doubt it will last for long. Why? Because I am a fool. A Lit-addicted fool. A fool who was rushed to the ER four nights ago with severe pneumonia, kept in a hospital bed until Sunday, and what did I do as soon as I got home? Oh come on, guess...
Nobody even knew I was gone. Am I that expendable?
I'm going back to bed. I don't know when I'll be back here.
Nobody even knew I was gone. Am I that expendable?
I'm going back to bed. I don't know when I'll be back here.
Honey123
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Aurora Black said:
I did....I even posted a "where are you" in your thread ~ don't you look?
Then I figured you were on an Easter vacation when I didn't hear back from you or see you on MSN....How would I get in touch with you otherwise? Or even know if you were (and was) that ill?
{{hugs}}
I love you, honey...and am so sorry that you feel that no one cares...
CrimsonMaiden
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Aurora Black said:
I noticed too. *hugs* Now keep your butt in bed until you're well.
rgraham666
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Aurora Black said:
*HUGS* Aurora.
Get back to bed, get well.
Sending healing thoughts your way.
SEVERUSMAX
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OhMissScarlett said:There's plenty of guys(and girls) on Lit to whom this also applies.
That goes without saying, lol. It's just rare that the Mormon boys who come to my door are so hot.
"So, you're on a mission? I guess that means you might not make it back, right?"
That reminds me of my story "Door 2 Door", where a widow seduces a virgin JW (or is that redundant).
Poor Jehovah's Witness never stood a chance. Sexy older woman, in her prime, wanting what she failed to experiment with in her marriage.....wishing that she had..... Did I mention that she wasn't wearing much at all? 
I made her top him once (since he was so inexperienced), and then the roles began to reverse.......
Would that I could read your mind to know where and how you are all the time but I am but a dimwitted human struggling along with life, such as it is.Aurora Black said:
No one missed you...what a load of malarky!
I missed you, honey missed you, rob missed you, Crim missed you, even Abs missed you!
Get to bed and get well!
Salvor-Hardon
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My fortune cookie with lunch reads "use your eloquence where it will do the most good."
Wrong fortune for an ex-con artist.
Wrong fortune for an ex-con artist.
joeys-game
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FUCK......i hate trolls!
OhMissScarlett
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Ooh! I'll have to check it out. Sadly, I didn't nail him. He gave me an informative brochure, politely declined my offer of iced tea and rode off on his little bike.SEVERUSMAX said:That reminds me of my story "Door 2 Door", where a widow seduces a virgin JW (or is that redundant).
I made her top him once (since he was so inexperienced), and then the roles began to reverse.......
Honey123
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OhMissScarlett said:Ooh! I'll have to check it out. Sadly, I didn't nail him. He gave me an informative brochure, politely declined my offer of iced tea and rode off on his little bike.
And the training wheels didn't slow him down? Girl! Were you running in those stilettos again??
OhMissScarlett
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*gigglesnort* talk about your desperate housewives.Honey123 said:
OhMissScarlett
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I'm investing in some Yoohoo and an XBox.Honey123 said:LOL....offer him chocolate milk next time...and a cookie.
sophia jane
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I'm such a nerd. I got totally excited about being able to enroll for my fall classes.
entitled
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words of wisdom
Recently declassified information from the United States Navy.
Water vs Alcohol
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
litre of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia
Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
alcohol has to go through a distillation process
of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been
scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for
you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
shit than to drink water and be full of it !!
Recently declassified information from the United States Navy.
Water vs Alcohol
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
litre of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia
Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
alcohol has to go through a distillation process
of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been
scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for
you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
shit than to drink water and be full of it !!
Edge23
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sophia jane said:I'm such a nerd. I got totally excited about being able to enroll for my fall classes.
"'Popular Science?' There's no such thing. Maybe like 'Nerdular Nerdance!'" -- Strong Bad.
Okay, that was totally unrelated, but I thought it was funny.
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