Isolated Blurt Thread

[cloudy]

I need a personal masseuse.

Right along side that comes:

I need a personal handyman slave.

Wonder if trolls can be taught job skills?

I highly doubt it. First grade level spelling is challenging enough.

 

[Guest]

I highly doubt it. First grade level spelling is challenging enough.

If you could get enough trolls in harness, you could beat 'em with a whip to pull your car around instead of buying gas!

 

[FallingToFly]

I highly doubt it. First grade level spelling is challenging enough.

eh, I just need dumb muscle capable of following simple instructions like: Pound that nail in, and Hold this fence post so I can slam it down.

 

[rgraham666]

I use trolls to clear minefields.

Me: "Walk over there." Pointing.

Troll: "Duh, OK" Walks. WHAM!

And they regenerate so you can use 'em more than once!

 

[Guest]

I use trolls to clear minefields.

Me: "Walk over there." Pointing.

Troll: "Duh, OK" Walks. WHAM!

And they regenerate so you can use 'em more than once!

Oooo good one! And it promotes world peace, too!

 

[Guest]

 

[sophia jane]

I've just realized that I will finally be really and truly happy when I'm divorced and completely financially independant. Because relying on a dumbass for my financial well-being is making me insane.

 

[Guest]

I've just realized that I will finally be really and truly happy when I'm divorced and completely financially independant. Because relying on a dumbass for my financial well-being is making me insane.

know what? i get it.
*hugs*
i love your determination and your conviction.

 

[Guest]

MCKENNA!!!


i miss you.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What a crappy fucking day.

I need and orgasm or ten and twelve hours of sleep.

 

[HarleyStone]

What a crappy fucking day.

I need and orgasm or ten and twelve hours of sleep.

That's doable.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That's doable.

You're doable.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Leaving the folks' house half an hour ago, after a big dinner and presents for the nephew, having declined cake & ice cream, I hug my nephew and he says, "Gramma? Can Auntie Jammies take a piece of cake with her since she's not having any now?"

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Let me second that. Awwwwwwwww!

 

[Guest]

It's always a little disarming when the dancing nanas are moving in time to the music I'm listening to...

 

[entitled]

badgers

HEY SHANG!!! i mentioned you in another thread. Aren't you all nice and proud now?

 

[BlackShanglan]

badgers

HEY SHANG!!! i mentioned you in another thread. Aren't you all nice and proud now?

Ooh, terribly. Unless it was the thread about everything everyone hates.

 

[HarleyStone]

You're doable.

Care to find out just how accurate that statement really is?

 

[entitled]

Ooh, terribly. Unless it was the thread about everything everyone hates.

No, it was a good thing. Had to do with riding hard and fast.

unrelated blurt:
athletics!!!!
That's what the friggin word is!

 

[Guest]

No, it was a good thing. Had to do with riding hard and fast.

unrelated blurt:
athletics!!!!
That's what the friggin word is!

supporters?

 

[entitled]

supporters?

aren't those fans?

no, when that arguement thing was going on, i couldn't think of the word athletics. It took me this long to remember the stupid word.

 

[Guest]

aren't those fans?

no, when that arguement thing was going on, i couldn't think of the word athletics. It took me this long to remember the stupid word.

oh.. i thought you were talking about jock straps.
my bad

 

[entitled]

oh.. i thought you were talking about jock straps.
my bad

Uh, no. Those aren't fans, they're uncomfortable.

 

[Guest]

Uh, no. Those aren't fans, they're uncomfortable.

have you been wearing them again?
what have i told you about that?
cuz... sweetie...strap ons dont really need the protection.

 

[entitled]

have you been wearing them again?
what have i told you about that?
cuz... sweetie...strap ons dont really need the protection.

it wasn't my idea! i didn't make the stupid rule.
But i obviously need a full demonstration of the strap on thing. i'm missing something essential in the oral exams.

 

[yui]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Stop being my conscience, Obiwan. <huff>

I wanna.