Isolated Blurt Thread

[cheerful_deviant]

Okay, so I'm officially the worst person in the world.

I'm okay with that

Could have been worse.

You could have been the worst person in the Universe.

 

[Guest]

Okay, so I'm officially the worst person in the world.

I'm okay with that

No, you can't be the worst person, Carson. People are saying that about ME and the tiara isn't big enough for the both of us

 

[carsonshepherd]

No, you can't be the worst person, Carson. People are saying that about ME and the tiara isn't big enough for the both of us

My boyfriend would disagree....

 

[Guest]

My boyfriend would disagree....

Haven't you kicked him to the curb yet? I gave up sleeping with people who were mean to me a while back -- unless they were mean in a way I liked, that is...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Haven't you kicked him to the curb yet? I gave up sleeping with people who were mean to me a while back -- unless they were mean in a way I liked, that is...

I'm sort of at the "I don't give a fuck" stage right now.

 

[Guest]

I'm sort of at the "I don't give a fuck" stage right now.

and I hope you aren't giving any fucks to someone who'd be mean to you.

I know it isn't much, but *I* like you. I'm just not single and I'm not a sexy guy and...well..I come with a husband and attachments! and spare batteries!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Okay, so I'm officially the worst person in the world.

I'm okay with that

How is it that people can think I'm nice and yet think you're the worst person in the world?

 

[carsonshepherd]

How is it that people can think I'm nice and yet think you're the worst person in the world?

*fucking dies laughing*

 

[sophia jane]

Goddamn mouse. Why don't they die already!

 

[entitled]

Owie.

 

[rydia57]

Sigh... you're not supposed to fantasize about food and blowjobs together!

 

[Guest]

Sigh... you're not supposed to fantasize about food and blowjobs together!

It does tend to make things doubly sticky...

 

[Blackie Malone]

A mantra for the beautiful

Well, I woke up one morning,
flossed my teeth and decided,
"Damn, I'm fierce!" You look good!
You can be just like me! A goddess? Yeah!
Don't just pussy foot around and sit on your assets.
Unleash your ferocity upon an unsuspecting world.
Rise up and repeat after me: "I'm beautiful!"

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I love my wife.

 

[Guest]

I love my wife.

huge smiles.
and she loves you.

 

[Aurora Black]

April is too goddamned early for mosquitoes!

 

[entitled]

i get to wear shorts today!!

 

[Guest]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*achoo*

Handing you a tissue

 

[Guest]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Thag you. I hade sprig allergies.

I removed my sinuses with a pair of pliers, it helps.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I need a dumpster and a forklift.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I need a dumpster and a forklift.

You're housecleaning too, huh?

 

[Weepingguitar]

You're housecleaning too, huh?

Screw the dumpster, I just need to burn the house down and start from scratch...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Screw the dumpster, I just need to burn the house down and start from scratch...

I linger on that thought so many times.