Isolated Blurt Thread

[entitled]

That's even my problem when we try and make them from scatch. I sit there and eat the dough while my wife is trying to bake them.

i could fix that. i'm mean with a wooden spoon.

 

[Anniejustagirl]

i could fix that. i'm mean with a wooden spoon.

that brings back too many memories... *ouch*

 

[entitled]

that brings back too many memories... *ouch*

i was the youngest sibling. We didn't get the wooden spoons at mealtime, so i learned how to deal blows with knives and forks first.

 

[Anniejustagirl]

i was the youngest sibling. We didn't get the wooden spoons at mealtime, so i learned how to deal blows with knives and forks first.

dayum.... and what is your mood like when you Are hung over?! or are these simply cherished childhood memories?!

 

[zeb1094]

i could fix that. i'm mean with a wooden spoon.

But, I'm fast! In and out with the cookie dought before you could even blink! They call me the dough ninja!

 

[entitled]

dayum.... and what is your mood like when you Are hung over?! or are these simply cherished childhood memories?!

Childhood memories.

When i'm hung over they clear the house for a few days. Even the mailman doesn't come around.

 

[entitled]

But, I'm fast! In and out with the cookie dought before you could even blink! They call me the dough ninja!

But i've got a big stick and can chase you down. MWAHAHHAHAHA!!!

 

[Anniejustagirl]

Childhood memories.

When i'm hung over they clear the house for a few days. Even the mailman doesn't come around.

at least you have them all well trained

 

[Anniejustagirl]

But i've got a big stick and can chase you down. MWAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Zeb... Do you suppose she is a "shoe throwin' mama" too?!

 

[entitled]

Zeb... Do you suppose she is a "shoe throwin' mama" too?!

No wire hangers!

 

[zeb1094]

But i've got a big stick and can chase you down. MWAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Sorry, I run really, really fast when someone is chasing me with a big stick.

Zeb... Do you suppose she is a "shoe throwin' mama" too?!

That and anything she can get her hands on!

 

[Anniejustagirl]

Sorry, I run really, really fast when someone is chasing me with a big stick.



That and anything she can get her hands on!

somehow i think her aim is deadly too. Hope you duck as well as you run fast!

 

[Guest]

BLURT: How can I be so tired after 9 good hours of sleep and a decent breakfast? But I AM!

 

[carsonshepherd]

*achoo*

 

[zeb1094]

somehow i think her aim is deadly too. Hope you duck as well as you run fast!

I have dodge many a bullit, literally! I think I can dodge coat hangers and the like!

 

[Anniejustagirl]

BLURT: How can I be so tired after 9 good hours of sleep and a decent breakfast? But I AM!

isn't that the ultimate definition of a blissful Sunday?!

 

[Guest]

isn't that the ultimate definition of a blissful Sunday?!

It would be -- if I didn't have a concert performance in 3 hours....

 

[Anniejustagirl]

It would be -- if I didn't have a concert performance in 3 hours....

ahhhhh in that case.... energetic waves of wakefulness being sent your way.

 

[Guest]

ahhhhh in that case.... energetic waves of wakefulness being sent your way.

Ahhhhh thanks, Annie darling...that, plus the caffiene I just downed (in the form of REALLY dark chocolate) are starting to take affect already

 

[impressive]

isn't that the ultimate definition of a blissful Sunday?!

Not mine.

My definition includes pre-dawn sex, more snuggle-sleep, a long shower together (with peppermint, of course), good coffee & fresh fruit for breakfast ... followed by shopping (and splurging on shoes & slinky things to wear on special occasions). Return home to more sex (in the hot tub this time), a rare steak, a good movie, and back to bed.

*le sigh*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Awww now I'm all warm and fuzzy....

 

[rgraham666]

I'd be perfectly happy with the sex.

 

[Anniejustagirl]

Not mine.

My definition includes pre-dawn sex, more snuggle-sleep, a long shower together (with peppermint, of course), good coffee & fresh fruit for breakfast ... followed by shopping (and splurging on shoes & slinky things to wear on special occasions). Return home to more sex (in the hot tub this time), a rare steak, a good movie, and back to bed.

*le sigh*

now i know that i've been single way too damn long.... that Mostly sounds fabulous! I'd rather shop for riding leathers and music....

 

[impressive]

Poetry blurt ...

false pretenses

life's coarser intercourse
oft leads us in directions best
left untraveled
roads fraught with peril
to heart and soul
stealing tomorrow
from the jaws of today
truth lies in the soft
sighs of passion, the warmth
of a word and skin shared
without remorse we leave
only the shell of past pretenses
and the faint hope that our
hours will bleed no more

 

[mcopado]

NOOOOOOO!!!!

My balls aren't REALLY going to itch now that I've shaved them are they???