Isolated Blurt Thread

[SlickTony]

Or butcher it and give it to charity.

I can be Charity if I have to. Just pack some of it with dry ice and send to me. I love eating game but am not married to a hunter.

 

[TxRad]

I can be Charity if I have to. Just pack some of it with dry ice and send to me. I love eating game but am not married to a hunter.

Uh Tony..... They're talking about the hunter.....

 

[Guest]

Uh Tony..... They're talking about the hunter.....

And are you sure Tony isn't?

 

[TxRad]

And are you sure Tony isn't?

Now that you mention it.....

 

[rgraham666]

Or butcher it and give it to charity.

Don't want to do that, ent. Then they might catch what he's got.

 

[Guest]

Don't want to do that, ent. Then they might catch what he's got.

Rob has a point, Ent. I don't know that you'd look as hot in an orange jumpsuit -- and they certainly wouldn't let me loan you my husband!

 

[entitled]

mental note: create untraceable alter identity to hire somebody else's untraceable alter identity to create a hunting accident

 

[Guest]

mental note: create untraceable alter identity to hire somebody else's untraceable alter identity to create a hunting accident

Remember -- never post your mental notes on the refrigerator.

 

[entitled]

Remember -- never post your mental notes on the refrigerator.

Just the mental one.

 

[rgraham666]

mental note: create untraceable alter identity to hire somebody else's untraceable alter identity to create a hunting accident

Will the RA allow someone to dress him up as a turkey?

Would anyone notice?

 

[The_Fool]

What is it with guys and goth girls? Not the goth guys, they're too busy dancing, but the regular guys just fucking drool. Five, count them, 5 fucking indecent proposals on my way home, just 2 blocks and it isn't a major street, it's a little side street.
It isn't that evil of an outfit.....But jeeze the knot holding the necklace is a pain to get undone.


p.s. Yes my feet hurt after dancing for 3 hours in those things. I got relaced about twice as tight when I stopped in the girls' bathroom to straighten my skirts. Between my shoes and my ribs I was just happy to get it all off.

I think that outfit on you is worth an indecent proposal or three or four.....

 

[SlickTony]

Uh Tony..... They're talking about the hunter.....

Oops. And here I was thinking about the turkey gumbo I was going to make. Oh, well. Never mind! </Emily Litella> It's too hot down here for gumbo anyway.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*blurt*

Two more weeks. Of course I'm not nervous.


Okay, maybe just a little bit.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*blurt*

Two more weeks. Of course I'm not nervous.


Okay, maybe just a little bit.

It's going to be nothing like you expect.

 

[sophia jane]

I have to buy a weedeater today, I think. Or whatever they're called. There's a definite downside to living in a house without a handy person.

 

[Guest]

unrelated...
I just signed on for the first time to RWA.... I am so giddy I can't contain myself.... the 'rest' was worth it... to be able to sign in there today... I felt like I really was doing something

 

[Guest]

she was so tasty and so sublime
that i really dont care that ive accomplished nothing
and i will now have to wear a 'bad hair day' hat.


i could do this...
every day.

 

[lil_elvis]

I should be packing instead of posting. I promised to make dinner too (chicken parm). Won't be long til the misses yanks me outta here.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It's going to be nothing like you expect.

*ponders*

I don't know if that's good or bad.

 

[impressive]

I have to buy a weedeater today, I think. Or whatever they're called. There's a definite downside to living in a house without a handy person.

This is where you invest said weedeater money in a strapping young buck to do it to, I mean FOR, you ... preferably shirtless.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*ponders*

I don't know if that's good or bad.

It could go either way.... of course, some people do go both ways.

 

[nikkijames]

as soon as i am done with this smoke .. i am going to masturbate
it's nice not having my daughter for a bit

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It could go either way.... of course, some people do go both ways.

That, my friend, is the whole problem.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

as soon as i am done with this smoke .. i am going to masturbate

I thought you were supposed to smoke after . . .

 

[zeb1094]

I thought you were supposed to smoke after . . .

Only after intercourse! Before masturbate!