Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

Sletzer is in the liquor cabinet!

i burp for scores

 

[Despina]

i burp for scores

What else do you do to impress?

 

[zeb1094]

i burp for scores

Ok, an unblurt gets you a -10 points then!

 

[Guest]

What else do you do to impress?

bend ovah and ill show you.
wench.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Clearly this calls for a beer.

 

[yui]

Clearly this calls for a beer.

With you on that. <nods>

 

[The_Fool]

Shit....I lost that thought I had earlier for a blurt...

 

[Colleen Thomas]

My pirching staff blows! I am so gonna get it from my brother's tomorrow

 

[yui]

Shit....I lost that thought I had earlier for a blurt...

Find it! Find it! I love your blurts!

 

[zeb1094]

My pirching staff blows! I am so gonna get it from my brother's tomorrow

You have a staff the pirches? Are they birds or something?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

You have a staff the pirches? Are they birds or something?

Pffft

Making fun of my typoing is nt allowed!

 

[zeb1094]

Pffft

Making fun of my typoing is nt allowed!

I wasn't at least I thought I wasn't! Just asking a question.

Ok, I get it now - Pitching staff! - never mind!

 

[matriarch]

The usual..........insomnia sucks.....especially when it's time-zone induced.

I wanna sleep !!!!

 

[Guest]

Rehearsal was exhausting...the stage eats the sound...the jazz ensemble is stumbling over the clusterfuck tritones in measure 98...the concert is in 2 days...I guess it's time to start panicking.

OH, and we drive home from rehearsal to find our neighborhood blocked off by the sherrif's deputies, who are looking for a fugitive around here somewhere. I can hear the helicopter going overhead. All the lights are on.

 

[sophia jane]

I think we have a mouse running around the living room. And I'm totally and completely freaked out. I'm a chickenshit, I admit it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think we have a mouse running around the living room. And I'm totally and completely freaked out. I'm a chickenshit, I admit it.

I saw a mouse run across my kitchen this morning.... I haven't done anything about it yet. I tend toward living in peace with the little furry critters. They ARE cute, you know. How could you poison this?

http://whyfiles.org/shorties/131mouse_evolution/images/tree_mouse2sm.jpg
Awwwww

 

[sophia jane]

I saw a mouse run across my kitchen this morning.... I haven't done anything about it yet. I tend toward living in peace with the little furry critters. They ARE cute, you know. How could you poison this?

http://whyfiles.org/shorties/131mouse_evolution/images/tree_mouse2sm.jpg
Awwwww

They don't scare you?

 

[Guest]

They don't scare you?

I have big fierce brave cats to protect me from those things.

Well, at least the little plastic ones covered in rabbit fur. I think if they saw a real one, they'd be crouched on top of the bed with me.

 

[Belegon]

but as a job, I think ego fluffer isn't so bad...

were you suggesting that you wanted something else to fluff?

thank you again, mon ami.

 

[Guest]

were you suggesting that you wanted something else to fluff?

thank you again, mon ami.

I'm accept training in the field if you are offering

(always a pleasure to flatter you, sir, as you are so worth flattering)

 

[RebeccaLeah]

I need to learn that whole idea of drinking a little at a time.

 

[matriarch]

I need to learn that whole idea of drinking a little at a time.

Indeed.
Life would be so much more........stable???

 

[TxRad]

Indeed.
Life would be so much more........stable???

But not nearly as much fun.....

Mornin Matty... Sorry about the insomnia.... Got a touch of it myself....

 

[Guest]

I saw a mouse run across my kitchen this morning.... I haven't done anything about it yet. I tend toward living in peace with the little furry critters. They ARE cute, you know. How could you poison this?

http://whyfiles.org/shorties/131mouse_evolution/images/tree_mouse2sm.jpg
Awwwww

well, first i read the package, cuz im odd that way. then i open the box and put the poison out where the little fucker will eat it.

 

[TxRad]

Morning my Gorgeous lil Sister.......

Hmmmmm... somehow that doesn't sound right but who cares......