impressive
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sophia jane said:Ooooh. That's a good idea. Then we don't have to worry about hurting them when we throw things or rip their arms off.
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sophia jane said:Ooooh. That's a good idea. Then we don't have to worry about hurting them when we throw things or rip their arms off.
I see a need for disclaimers and waivers.impressive said:... and they come with attachments.![]()
malachiteink said:Sure.....yeah....hoookay.....
(I can tell when someone is holding out on me!)
Hear that, Bel? One of these days, I have to hunt you down, jump you, and lick you. Just so you know.
You aren't like one of those candies with multi flavors on different sides, are you?
I can write stupid romance novels, I have plenty of chocolate in the house and my wife seems to believe I am a good punching bag...ABSTRUSE said:And a chocolate fountain to dip into, stupid romance novels, magazines and punching bags.
Belegon said:It occurs to me that you might be able to recuruit some nearby help in that endeavor...[./quote]Hmm. Hafta see what I can come up with.
At least I'm good for something around hereyour IP address is damn good for my ego Mal...but as a job, I think ego fluffer isn't so bad...
Don't feel bad, I've been a little twitchy since our tree fell over Sunday night, lol. When I even hear a toy siren, I'm like "WTF? Everybody get down!"sophia jane said:It would be lovely if I had known that they were only testing the tornado siren before I went into full panic mode.![]()
I'm weather paranoid. Totally sucks.
OhMissScarlett said:Don't feel bad, I've been a little twitchy since our tree fell over Sunday night, lol. When I even hear a toy siren, I'm like "WTF? Everybody get down!"![]()
This time, lol. It's only a drill, kids, back to your regularly scheduled programming.sophia jane said:
I immediately told my kids to go in the hall, while I frantically flipped from channel to channel trying to find out where the tornado was.My poor son was just standing in the hall like, "Mom has completely gone nuts this time."
I agree. But that's just me!Edge23 said:Speaking of things Lit should have, I think there should be a way to see what scores your story was given in what order. But then, maybe that's just me.
E23.
Alkaseltzer in the bathroom cabinet.entitled said:*blurt*
Scuse me.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizzzeb1094 said:Alkaseltzer in the bathroom cabinet.
Sletzer is in the liquor cabinet!vella_ms said:fuck that noise!!!
i officially...
UNBLURT!