Isolated Blurt Thread

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ABSTRUSE said:
Are you still here?

I am PMS. I'm lonely...and achy....and whiney...and you're no help...stupid nurse.

Can I borrow $$$ for gas and tolls? I'll pay you back with an impromptu tap dance and juggling act.
Still here.

I'm no help because I'm a medical nurse. You need a PSYCH nurse. :D I don't treat whiney, though I can help with achy and lonely. Get your butt in the car!

Oh, and don't bother with the juggle and dance. I don't want to have to clean up the mess you'd make.
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Still here.

I'm no help because I'm a medical nurse. You need a PSYCH nurse. :D I don't treat whiney, though I can help with achy and lonely. Get your butt in the car!

Oh, and don't bother with the juggle and dance. I don't want to have to clean up the mess you'd make.
Like mold.

Can you get me one of those cool jackets with the buckles? in black please?

I'm house broken now, thank you very much for telling the whole freakin world...god is nothing sacred? :rolleyes:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Like mold.

Can you get me one of those cool jackets with the buckles? in black please?

I'm house broken now, thank you very much for telling the whole freakin world...god is nothing sacred? :rolleyes:
Quit cleaning the refrigerator between posts!

Sorry, all we have are orange and white. I might could find one in pink, though, just for you.

House broken? Great news! But how's it going with the incontinence?
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Quit cleaning the refrigerator between posts!

Sorry, all we have are orange and white. I might could find one in pink, though, just for you.

House broken? Great news! But how's it going with the incontinence?
I was hungry.

Beeeeotch.

Yea, I was tired of cleaning the rugs. Time zones suck in this continent...and others as well.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I was hungry.

Beeeeotch.

Yea, I was tired of cleaning the rugs. Time zones suck in this continent...and others as well.
Grab a few ticks off the dog. She's got plenty.

TOTAL Doorknob.

I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down. So the outcontinents is where you're at, huh?
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Grab a few ticks off the dog. She's got plenty.

TOTAL Doorknob.

I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down. So the outcontinents is where you're at, huh?
Keep her away from vella and she won't get them. :rolleyes:

*dancing with the big foam finger* Numero Uno!!!

Yes, I'm like a nomad lost in the desert and the only place I have to stay at is an igloo with no indoor plumbing and no internet. Life is ironic, like a black fly in the Chardonnay. I feel like the girl at the prom that hands out punch and condoms with her paper rose corsage crisply accenting her hand me down gown and saddle shoes. You understand, don't You? Say you do!!! Say it...say it....SAY MY NAME BITCH!!!
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Keep her away from vella and she won't get them. :rolleyes:

*dancing with the big foam finger* Numero Uno!!!

Yes, I'm like a nomad lost in the desert and the only place I have to stay at is an igloo with no indoor plumbing and no internet. Life is ironic, like a black fly in the Chardonnay. I feel like the girl at the prom that hands out punch and condoms with her paper rose corsage crisply accenting her hand me down gown and saddle shoes. You understand, don't You? Say you do!!! Say it...say it....SAY MY NAME BITCH!!!
Um... This one time, at band camp...

:rose: <--- A paper rose sort of as fragrant as this?
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Um... This one time, at band camp...

:rose: <--- A paper rose sort of as fragrant as this?
Misty water colour memories....that never happened....I love sharing them with you.

The time has come for me to leave you with your wordy words and abstractions. I have enjoyed our usual stimulating converstation. It inspires me to write sonnets, operas, and jingles for soft drinks.
Take care my little tumbleweed.
Until our paths cross again. :kiss:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Misty water colour memories....that never happened....I love sharing them with you.

The time has come for me to leave you with your wordy words and abstractions. I have enjoyed our usual stimulating converstation. It inspires me to write sonnets, operas, and jingles for soft drinks.
Take care my little tumbleweed.
Until our paths cross again. :kiss:
Call you tomorrow, snotpot. :heart:
 
wyckdwench said:
I wish in the realms of sexual relations my spouse would allow me the same freedoms without recrimination that I allow him. We are supposed to be swingers but he teases me about any interest I show in other men in that venue or that they show me. I cannot help it that I am an engaging personality and quite often he is not. Its not something I have cultivated its just part of my personalty. :rose:

Damn double standard. ;)
 
I am me. I am special. I am worthy. There is no one else in the entire world quite like me, and when I'm gone, there will never be anyone like me again. Anyone who has a problem with that can fuck off.
 
Aurora Black said:
I am me. I am special. I am worthy. There is no one else in the entire world quite like me, and when I'm gone, there will never be anyone like me again. Anyone who has a problem with that can fuck off.
Here, here! Damn straight! :cool:
 
um
wow
just reading that and listening to the silence proved to me how little I truly mean.... thank you for at least being honest in your lack of saying anything, I now know where I stand
 
damppanties said:
House of cards. Dreams.

Don't mind me. I'm just being depressed.


{{Hugs}} and kisses gorgeous...

If you need a shoulder, please PM or IM me... :kiss:
 
MY BLURT:

I'm quitting my job tomorrow. Giving 2 months notice. I have so many different emotion raging through my body about this, but I know that it is a good thing for me. I have to make this a postive move. I stay for only one reason and now I need to let go.
 
zeb1094 said:
Sorry to hear that...*hugs* & :kiss:es.
:rose: :kiss:

neonlyte said:
I can relate to that. Cheer up - that's an order. Can I order you around? :kiss:
Yup, you can. And I will, sooner or later. *hugs*

Honey123 said:
{{Hugs}} and kisses gorgeous...

If you need a shoulder, please PM or IM me... :kiss:
Thanks sweetie. Am just going to sleep it off. :heart:
 
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