Isolated Blurt Thread

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vella_ms said:
thanks sweetie but im thinking i might just go clean. theres something healing in that.
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yeah, whodathunk i would have said that?! :confused:

I understand. I do dishes when I'm angry.
 
vella_ms said:
thanks sweetie but im thinking i might just go clean. theres something healing in that.
:heart:
yeah, whodathunk i would have said that?! :confused:
Um... Nobody?
(says the one who won't admit to cleaning anything, but did the tornado thing and has a pretty spotless house now - even if the RA had to finish it off for me)
 
There has to be a tongue dance blurt in there somewhere, but I have to get through two and a half chapters and a test before I attempt that one.
 
I guess I do have an old, used tongue-dance thingie if anyone wants that for educational purposes...
 
The_Fool said:
There has to be a tongue dance blurt in there somewhere, but I have to get through two and a half chapters and a test before I attempt that one.

As I am currently slathered in philosophy's cinnamon buns body souffle, I challenge you to also include the words: cinnamon, icing, and buns

I'm going to bed now ... but I expect to be tantalized by your words first thing in the morning. :kiss:
 
impressive said:
As I am currently slathered in philosophy's cinnamon buns body souffle, I challenge you to also include the words: cinnamon, icing, and buns

I'm going to bed now ... but I expect to be tantalized by your words first thing in the morning. :kiss:


*sigh*
 
My friends answering machine right now:
"I'm fucking, so leave a number and I'll call you when I'm done."

Just thought I'd share.
 
...Cracker Jack Prizes Suck Now!

remember the whistle that could be used to phreak payphones? Or the little toy car that had a tiny balloon that you inflated and the car sped off? Or the little submarine that you put baking powder in the bottom of and it would go up and down in the sink?

Gone, ALL Gone!!!

Too small, could be swallowed by little kids....Now it is tiny crappy tattoos, and little pictures that you fold and they turn into something else...

What's the world come to I ask?

:eek:

*Gets off soapbox*
 
cloudy said:
Mine is beyond a slob, and drinks between a 6-pack and a 12-pack every night. Last time I ventured in his bathroom, there were so many beer bottles on the counter that there was no room for even a bar of soap. They're on the floor, too.

Of course, I'm supposed to pick up after him.

:rolleyes:

You don't, do you?
 
impressive said:
As I am currently slathered in philosophy's cinnamon buns body souffle, I challenge you to also include the words: cinnamon, icing, and buns

I'm going to bed now ... but I expect to be tantalized by your words first thing in the morning. :kiss:


Not my best blurt....

but might be good with coffee...... :p



The cinnamon smell of your skin
Wakens me at night
Darkness has pulled the covers over my eyes
Enhancing my other senses

The scent of you entices me to inhale you
The sweet spice of your taste
Awakening my hunger
As my tongue dances along the curves of your neck

My teeth and tongue graze the surface
Tasting the icing
Sampling the sweetness
Of the moments yet to come

Pretending you are a cinnamon bun
I press my finger against your center
Until you yield
And I find the key that unfolds you

Unrolling you from the inside out
Working to straighten out your contortions
Before I devour you
One sugary nibble at a time
 
The_Fool said:
Not my best blurt....

but might be good with coffee...... :p



The cinnamon smell of your skin
Wakens me at night
Darkness has pulled the covers over my eyes
Enhancing my other senses

The scent of you entices me to inhale you
The sweet spice of your taste
Awakening my hunger
As my tongue dances along the curves of your neck

My teeth and tongue graze the surface
Tasting the icing
Sampling the sweetness
Of the moments yet to come

Pretending you are a cinnamon bun
I press my finger against your center
Until you yield
And I find the key that unfolds you

Unrolling you from the inside out
Working to straighten out your contortions
Before I devour you
One sugary nibble at a time

:catroar:

Fool, you never disappoint! :kiss:
 
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