Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

OK, i'll give you the smile. And raise you a near genius IQ.

I don't want him for conversation. Sometimes just an ability to follow simple commands is quite sufficient

And sometimes it's enough just to look at 'em and not have to worry about the maintenance...

 

[entitled]

I don't want him for conversation. Sometimes just an ability to follow simple commands is quite sufficient

And sometimes it's enough just to look at 'em and not have to worry about the maintenance...

Actually, i wouldn't mind having him for all of it. For a while.

hehe... i can remember being absolutely crushed when he got engaged/married/whatever about 10 or 11 years ago.

Speaking of looking and no maintenence, where did the boob shot go?

 

[Guest]

Actually, i wouldn't mind having him for all of it. For a while.

hehe... i can remember being absolutely crushed when he got engaged/married/whatever about 10 or 11 years ago.

Speaking of looking and no maintenence, where did the boob shot go?

The Black Velvet or the Kowalski? I had a shy attack, or a self consiousness attack, one or the other. It started to bother me, so I went back to the sketch -- it's of me, just a little less "specific".

Yeah. about the wife, but oh well. They are gonna have their third child soon. BRAVE woman. Her first two weight 11 lbs and 10.3 lbs respectively. He said they knew #3 was a boy and had a short list of names...starting with "Gigantor."

I'm thinking "Epidural with a shot of vodka".

 

[entitled]

The Black Velvet or the Kowalski? I had a shy attack, or a self consiousness attack, one or the other. It started to bother me, so I went back to the sketch -- it's of me, just a little less "specific".

Yeah. about the wife, but oh well. They are gonna have their third child soon. BRAVE woman. Her first two weight 11 lbs and 10.3 lbs respectively. He said they knew #3 was a boy and had a short list of names...starting with "Gigantor."

I'm thinking "Epidural with a shot of vodka".

But but but... i LIKE the boobies! *L*

Epidurals are GOOD things. All three of mine were pretty big (10 lbs 8 oz, 9 lbs 3 1/2, and 9 lbs 5) and i'm just... tiny. Didn't hurt a bit until it wore off and i had to recover.

 

[Guest]

But but but... i LIKE the boobies! *L*

Epidurals are GOOD things. All three of mine were pretty big (10 lbs 8 oz, 9 lbs 3 1/2, and 9 lbs 5) and i'm just... tiny. Didn't hurt a bit until it wore off and i had to recover.

No pouting! I can't stand pouting Ents! Look! BOooooOOoooobbbiiies!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

No pouting! I can't stand pouting Ents! Look! BOooooOOoooobbbiiies!

 

[zeb1094]

No pouting! I can't stand pouting Ents! Look! BOooooOOoooobbbiiies!

*llllliiiiiicccccckkkkkkkkk*

 

[entitled]

No pouting! I can't stand pouting Ents! Look! BOooooOOoooobbbiiies!

*LMAO* Oooohhh... You're easy!

i like that in a woman.

 

[Guest]

*LMAO* Oooohhh... You're easy!

i like that in a woman.

I'm easy and obedient (within reason)...what other qualities do you like in a woman?

 

[entitled]

I'm easy and obedient (within reason)...what other qualities do you like in a woman?

Will you clean up if i cook?

 

[Guest]

Will you clean up if i cook?

If you've got a dishwasher...I'll wipe counters, though, and put away leftovers.

 

[artisticbiguy]

I'm easy and obedient (within reason)...what other qualities do you like in a woman?

*whistling and looking at the ceiling* (not saying a word, not a word!)

 

[entitled]

If you've got a dishwasher...I'll wipe counters, though, and put away leftovers.

Good enough for me. Come on over, bring your stuff, and we'll stick that one long-haired guy in a closet and bring him out to play with.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Good enough for me. Come on over, bring your stuff, and we'll stick that one long-haired guy in a closet and bring him out to play with.

Can I come too??

 

[artisticbiguy]

Good enough for me. Come on over, bring your stuff, and we'll stick that one long-haired guy in a closet and bring him out to play with.

Oh hell no, biach. You take her away for a while and I'm hiring a house-boy!
(not to mention, I haven't been in the closet for years)

 

[entitled]

Can I come too??

Course you can!

 

[entitled]

Oh hell no, biach. You take her away for a while and I'm hiring a house-boy!
(not to mention, I haven't been in the closet for years)

Bring the house-boy along.

And don't worry, that particular closet has some goodies in it.

 

[artisticbiguy]

Bring the house-boy along.

And don't worry, that particular closet has some goodies in it.

tempting....... but no. got enough toys in the box under the bed... now, you got a hung-hunk in the closet, I'm there

 

[entitled]

tempting....... but no. got enough toys in the box under the bed... now, you got a hung-hunk in the closet, I'm there

Now if i had a hung hunk in the closet, do you REALLY think i would be on here inviting the three (four with the houseboy) of you over?

Bring the toybox.

 

[Guest]

Bring the house-boy along.

And don't worry, that particular closet has some goodies in it.

Yeah, we sorta, come as a pair....

http://www.museculture.com/ABMAL.jpg See?

 

[artisticbiguy]

Now if i had a hung hunk in the closet, do you REALLY think i would be on here inviting the three (four with the houseboy) of you over?

Bring the toybox.

(uhm, the right answer would have been "with you in there we would have a hung hunk in the closet") *pout*

 

[Guest]

(uhm, the right answer would have been "with you in there we would have a hung hunk in the closet") *pout*

Oh great, now we've gone and hurt his feelings. You don't KNOW how long it takes to sooth an ego wound like that one..

You wanna talk high maintenance?

 

[artisticbiguy]

Oh great, now we've gone and hurt his feelings. You don't KNOW how long it takes to sooth an ego wound like that one..

You wanna talk high maintenance?

ahem! me, high maintenance? someone has mistaken my long haired self for her reflection in the mirror again. (I don't know how she does that, she doesn't have a goatee or anything)

 

[entitled]

*gets the giggles*

 

[Guest]

ahem! me, high maintenance? someone has mistaken my long haired self for her reflection in the mirror again. (I don't know how she does that, she doesn't have a goatee or anything)

And I have (slightly) bigger boobies, too. Shall I reveal here who owns the most hair care products in our bathroom? (Or who has the most toys in the toy box?)