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bathed. laundry going. bed changed. ohmigod... ugh. now firmly ensconced on our freshly made bed with lappy and showtime.
i should be working. all i want to do is lay like veggies.
 
vella_ms said:
bathed. laundry going. bed changed. ohmigod... ugh. now firmly ensconced on our freshly made bed with lappy and showtime.
i should be working. all i want to do is lay like veggies.
Veggies don't make a good lay. Unresponsive.

Now get better.
 
entitled said:
Veggies don't make a good lay. Unresponsive.

Now get better.
well....they can be fun to play with...they make good eats.... they dont talk back.
 
vella_ms said:
well....they can be fun to play with...they make good eats.... they dont talk back.
Yeah, but if you keep them too long they get mushy and stinky and gross.
 
Cheap buzz - paint fumes in the closet.

Bad idea - standing on a stool, reaching up, head tipped back painting the ceiling with a dizzying buzz in said closet.

:rolleyes:
 
entitled said:
Yeah, but if you keep them too long they get mushy and stinky and gross.
i guess they should be kept like men... rotated often?
ick...never mind


Cheap buzz - paint fumes in the closet.

Bad idea - standing on a stool, reaching up, head tipped back painting the ceiling with a dizzying buzz in said closet.

YOU BE CAREFUL, MISSY. GODDAMNIT! like i have time to come and take care of you. thats just plain selfish. hrmf! just think how pissed off mat would be if i came to be your nurse.... did you ever think of that?????
:mad:
 
sophia jane said:
Evidently a nap was too much to ask for. I need a break from these chidlren. Grrr.
drop them wiff dad and come stay with us for a while.
ok.. you can wait until we arent sick. but not too much longer than that
 
It still amazes me how many people those four words touch, every time they're heard. Even if it is nothing but a recording.
 
Bel, can I borrow your bat for a second? I need to fuck up some trolls. I'll clean it off before returning it, I promise. :devil:
 
Aurora Black said:
Bel, can I borrow your bat for a second? I need to fuck up some trolls. I'll clean it off before returning it, I promise. :devil:

Here, let me get you a non-autographed one...here ya go...
 
Oooooh It burns! I've just been looking through Focus on the Family's website for my gay adoption paper (looking for something for the opposition). Man, the stuff on that site scares the shit out of me. Like a book they're advertising called "Preventing Homosexuality." WTF?
 
sophia jane said:
Oooooh It burns! I've just been looking through Focus on the Family's website for my gay adoption paper (looking for something for the opposition). Man, the stuff on that site scares the shit out of me. Like a book they're advertising called "Preventing Homosexuality." WTF?

Not a new theme, though.

In Renaissance Italy, prostitutes were paid by the government to bare their chests on the Ponte della Tette (Bridge of Tits) with the intent of "converting" homosexual men.
 
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