Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

bathed. laundry going. bed changed. ohmigod... ugh. now firmly ensconced on our freshly made bed with lappy and showtime.
i should be working. all i want to do is lay like veggies.

 

[entitled]

bathed. laundry going. bed changed. ohmigod... ugh. now firmly ensconced on our freshly made bed with lappy and showtime.
i should be working. all i want to do is lay like veggies.

Veggies don't make a good lay. Unresponsive.

Now get better.

 

[Guest]

Veggies don't make a good lay. Unresponsive.

Now get better.

well....they can be fun to play with...they make good eats.... they dont talk back.

 

[entitled]

well....they can be fun to play with...they make good eats.... they dont talk back.

Yeah, but if you keep them too long they get mushy and stinky and gross.

 

[minsue]

Cheap buzz - paint fumes in the closet.

Bad idea - standing on a stool, reaching up, head tipped back painting the ceiling with a dizzying buzz in said closet.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, but if you keep them too long they get mushy and stinky and gross.

i guess they should be kept like men... rotated often?
ick...never mind

Cheap buzz - paint fumes in the closet.

Bad idea - standing on a stool, reaching up, head tipped back painting the ceiling with a dizzying buzz in said closet.

YOU BE CAREFUL, MISSY. GODDAMNIT! like i have time to come and take care of you. thats just plain selfish. hrmf! just think how pissed off mat would be if i came to be your nurse.... did you ever think of that?????

 

[entitled]

*snickers*

eeeeewwww....

 

[minsue]

YOU BE CAREFUL, MISSY. GODDAMNIT! like i have time to come and take care of you. thats just plain selfish. hrmf! just think how pissed off mat would be if i came to be your nurse.... did you ever think of that?????

Nah, I's fine. Just whiney. If anything, Mat & I owe you two a good nurse-y pampering. http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/krank/4076.gif

 

[Guest]

Nah, I's fine. Just whiney. If anything, Mat & I owe you two a good nurse-y pampering. http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/krank/4076.gif

im ready any time. will you wear a uniform? can i pinch your ass's and pretend it was delerium???
i think im feeling sicker*er.

 

[sophia jane]

Evidently a nap was too much to ask for. I need a break from these chidlren. Grrr.

 

[Guest]

Evidently a nap was too much to ask for. I need a break from these chidlren. Grrr.

drop them wiff dad and come stay with us for a while.
ok.. you can wait until we arent sick. but not too much longer than that

 

[sophia jane]

drop them wiff dad and come stay with us for a while.
ok.. you can wait until we arent sick. but not too much longer than that

That would be nice.

 

[entitled]

It still amazes me how many people those four words touch, every time they're heard. Even if it is nothing but a recording.

 

[damppanties]

The first step is always so hard. But then it gets okay.

 

[entitled]

Well THAT's a shitty realization.

 

[Aurora Black]

Bel, can I borrow your bat for a second? I need to fuck up some trolls. I'll clean it off before returning it, I promise.

 

[Belegon]

Bel, can I borrow your bat for a second? I need to fuck up some trolls. I'll clean it off before returning it, I promise.

Here, let me get you a non-autographed one...here ya go...

 

[Aurora Black]

Here, let me get you a non-autographed one...here ya go...

Thanks, babe. Time to crack some heads.

 

[carsonshepherd]

All I know how to be is me. Why can't you accept that?

 

[Samandiriel]

Its only three weeks....

minus one day...

sigh.

 

[cloudy]

Its only three weeks....

minus one day...

sigh.

I'm here if you need me.

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[rgraham666]

Its only three weeks....

minus one day...

sigh.

*HUGS* Sam.

And *HUGS* for carson. I know that feeling all too well.

 

[sophia jane]

Oooooh It burns! I've just been looking through Focus on the Family's website for my gay adoption paper (looking for something for the opposition). Man, the stuff on that site scares the shit out of me. Like a book they're advertising called "Preventing Homosexuality." WTF?

 

[impressive]

Oooooh It burns! I've just been looking through Focus on the Family's website for my gay adoption paper (looking for something for the opposition). Man, the stuff on that site scares the shit out of me. Like a book they're advertising called "Preventing Homosexuality." WTF?

Not a new theme, though.

In Renaissance Italy, prostitutes were paid by the government to bare their chests on the Ponte della Tette (Bridge of Tits) with the intent of "converting" homosexual men.