Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

Poor Cloudy. She's got the snifflecooties.

BWAH!

 

[AppleBiter]

Bluuuuuurp. Oops. Guess my blurt turned into a burp. My apologies.

 

[Guest]

Two questions for which I have found no answers.

1) How does one get a picture into a signature? The secret eludes me.

2) How am I ever going to decide on an avatar now that I have the priviledge of having one? I'm the person least able to describe myself and I've so many pretty pictures...but I'd like to pick just one.

Any help is appreciated and derision accepted with bowed head.

 

[AppleBiter]

Two questions for which I have found no answers.

1) How does one get a picture into a signature? The secret eludes me.

The same way one gets a picture into a post. Image tags: link_to_pic

2) How am I ever going to decide on an avatar now that I have the priviledge of having one? I'm the person least able to describe myself and I've so many pretty pictures...but I'd like to pick just one.

Any help is appreciated and derision accepted with bowed head.

Feel free to play around with your avatar. I used to be the same old green apple for the longest time because I wanted an AV everyone associated with me. Now, I change them at the drop of a hat. But, I have probably 3 or 4 that everyone associates with me. In my warped little mind, at least. *shrugs* Pick a few you like and see which ones suit you.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I knew you never loved me! *slams stable door*

But . . . but . . . You know that sheep meant nothing! Nothing I tell you! It was a baaaaaaaaaaaad thing to do!

 

[Guest]

But . . . but . . . You know that sheep meant nothing! Nothing I tell you! It was a baaaaaaaaaaaad thing to do!

 

[Young-Impressionable]

My editor is bitchy tonight.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

My editor is bitchy tonight.

Fire 'em.

 

[Guest]

My editor is bitchy tonight.

What happened? Did you split an infinitive or use "it's" instead of "its"?

 

[Young-Impressionable]

And it's not even a story! It's an admission essay for college.

He's in the process of rewriting it now. Let him do the work, I say.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

There is a reason I'm not supposed to watch The Fast and the Furious.

*squirm*

 

[togitc]

There is this tune that is haunting me.

I close my eyes and all I see is you

It's like verse with a melody.

I close my eyes and all I see is you

That is is.

I close my eyes and all I see is you

A thundering silence, that shatters my soul

I close my eyes and all I see is you

I hear it it like a mix between Push by matchbox 20 and I try by Guns and Roses. The voice that is. Kind of the dry emotion that is conveyed in those songs, but a little more of an echo.

 

[The_Fool]

Moans silenced with a cruel kiss
Fingers twining her hair into knots

Flickering lights play
Fingers splayed across her back.
Slow motion licks shudder
Deep inside her reserves
Taken without conscience.
Decency offered only indecently
Obscene muted by decadence
Muttered in a sultry tone.
Fingernail draws a line in red
Up the median of her body
Splitting her in half
To sate his gluttony.
While she ends up tasting herself
On lips that hide jagged teeth
That tend to rend soft flesh.

Kisses moan silent, in the cruel night
Fingers twined. Her hair, his soft caress.

 

[Young-Impressionable]

Ahhh...

 

[togitc]

Yeah, you like that but my beans poem just gets over looked.

bastards.

 

[Guest]

Moans silenced with a cruel kiss
Fingers twining her hair into knots

Flickering lights play
Fingers splayed across her back.
Slow motion licks shudder
Deep inside her reserves
Taken without conscience.
Decency offered only indecently
Obscene muted by decadence
Muttered in a sultry tone.
Fingernail draws a line in red
Up the median of her body
Splitting her in half
To sate his gluttony.
While she ends up tasting herself
On lips that hide jagged teeth
That tend to rend soft flesh.

Kisses moan silent, in the cruel night
Fingers twined. Her hair, his soft caress.

Yesss.

 

[Guest]

Goodnight, everyone - and Fool.

 

[The_Fool]

Goodnight, everyone - and Fool.

Night Sarahh.

 

[togitc]

speaking of crushes

 

[Edge23]

GAH! All these random story ideas and I think I've 'creatived' myself out for now. I feel like a zombie. Brains...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Time-zones suck (pout)

 

[damppanties]

Phew! The past few days were tough, but it's turned now.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Time-zones suck (pout)

Immensely.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ah, my little doves are huddled together cooing...smart birds, symbols of peace and love....and amazing little crap factories....I must clean the cage...no more putting it off....ugh.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Hi, I'm Sal, and I'm a slut.

Not that I want to change, I just want everyone to know.