Isolated Blurt Thread

[Nirvanadragones]

How do you say crazy bitch in Afrikaans?

You should know... i've whispered it into your ear many times...

 

[Samandiriel]

You should know... i've whispered it into your ear many times...

I just thought you had my hair stuck in your mouth?
god you're sexy

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I just thought you had my hair stuck in your mouth?
god you're sexy

(shhhhh! ) Some secrets do not belong on the Lit boards Baby

Ditto Woman

 

[Samandiriel]

(shhhhh! ) Some secrets do not belong on the Lit boards Baby

Ditto Woman

Too late.

 

[zeb1094]

Too late.

I know a secret! I know a secret!

 

[Samandiriel]

I know a secret! I know a secret!

You don't know this one...



HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

You don't know this one...



HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

Terminal # ??

 

[Samandiriel]

Terminal # ??

#69.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Someone, for the love of God, make me get back to work.

 

[The_Fool]

I'm thinking about writing a BDSM story with Michael Porter as the sub...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Someone, for the love of God, make me get back to work.

You'd like it so where would be the fun?

 

[entitled]

Oy...

 

[BlackShanglan]

You'd like it so where would be the fun?

Ugh. Not this work. This is work work - the stuff they pay me to do. God-awful tedious.

 

[cloudy]

I'm so fucking tired of being sick.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ugh. Not this work. This is work work - the stuff they pay me to do. God-awful tedious.

I don't mean the work, I mean the forcing you to do it part.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Why does it smell like piss in here?

 

[entitled]

Why does it smell like piss in here?

Sorry. i tried to clean it up. Must have missed a spot.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Sorry. i tried to clean it up. Must have missed a spot.

I'm so hoping it's just my sinuses making me smell weird things.

 

[entitled]

I'm so hoping it's just my sinuses making me smell weird things.

Me too.

The RA is on a prescription nasal spray that smells like skunked beer. It's horrible.

 

[Guest]

I'm so fucking tired of being sick.

Poor Cloudy. She's got the snifflecooties.

 

[entitled]

Poor Cloudy. She's got the snifflecooties.

Better than having the Snuffleupaguses.

 

[Guest]

Better than having the Snuffleupaguses.

True. No one believes you when you have THEM.

 

[entitled]

True. No one believes you when you have THEM.

Not until they start shedding and you have to get rid of all the fur/hair/whatever it is they have.

 

[Guest]

Not until they start shedding and you have to get rid of all the fur/hair/whatever it is they have.

**blinkblink** I never knew they shed. I thought they just shuffled around and were pitiful. I guess with all that hair, they WOULD shed.

I learn so much around here, I really do.

Does Big Bird molt, too?

 

[entitled]

**blinkblink** I never knew they shed. I thought they just shuffled around and were pitiful. I guess with all that hair, they WOULD shed.

I learn so much around here, I really do.

Does Big Bird molt, too?

Of course he does! Where do you think all the people on Sesame Street get the feathers for their pillows?