zeb1094 said:Why are women always so hard on themselves? You tell a woman she is beautiful and her answer 9 out of 10 time is going to be: "Yeah, right!"
Why is that?Here I am a 56 year old man and I still haven't been able to figure that one out!?!?!
McKenna said:It's top secret.
Welcome home, you.
McKenna said:Crooked smile, vampire teeth. 'Nuff said.
Helloooooooooooo, undead here.....I've seen you, you're gorgeous, so hush before eat all your candy.McKenna said:Crooked smile, vampire teeth. 'Nuff said.
CD: Poor thing. At least it will grow back quickly, right?
zeb1094 said:Why are women always so hard on themselves? You tell a woman she is beautiful and her answer 9 out of 10 time is going to be: "Yeah, right!"
Why is that?
Don't worry, when I meet you tomorrow I will be profuse in my praise of your everlasting beauty!impressive said:If you tell me, I promise to be the 1 out of 10 who doesn't say, "Yeah, right!"
Of course I might say, "You're full of shit."
McKenna said:Toen jij Afrikaans spreekt, krijg ik rooie wangetjes. Ik heb geen idee waarom.
zeb1094 said:Don't worry, when I meet you tomorrow I will be profuse in my praise of your everlasting beauty!
zeb1094 said:If I have too! I will wait until the end of time! Until the Prophet comes down from the mountain to declare you the most beautiful in the land!
rgraham666 said:
zeb1094 said:Did your mother tell you, you were ugly all your life? Did your brothers call you unflattering names? Curious minds need to know!
(See? There's that humor tactic!)
I'm fatter than you are, lets go sledding and see who can make a deeper groove in the hillside.McKenna said:Eep, and double-eep. (Is there an echo in here?)
Seriously though, I think we all have a tendency to concentrate on our perceived imperfections. What to others may look like a tiny freckle, to ourselve looks like a monstrous mole. I thank you both for your kind words. Sometimes I try to deflect compliments because, for whatever reason, they make me feel self-conscious, and that makes me feel uncomfortable. I also try to interject humor or switch the attention elsewhere; they are diversionary tactics which you're both calling me out on.
I know my imperfections better than anyone. To me they do seem like "monstrous moles". Being comfortable with who I am and how I look takes a conscious effort, and sometimes I relapse to lesser behavior. I will refrain from listing my faults as I perceive them (though I'm sorely tempted!) and instead thank you both (and anyone else) who has ever complimented me.
I think I need another dam beaver joke!
My dear lady, it was not my cause to embarrass you, only to understand the position to which you place yourself. It is with my deepest respect that I tell you of your beauty and will leave it at that.McKenna said:Eep, and double-eep. (Is there an echo in here?)
Seriously though, I think we all have a tendency to concentrate on our perceived imperfections. What to others may look like a tiny freckle, to ourselve looks like a monstrous mole. I thank you both for your kind words. Sometimes I try to deflect compliments because, for whatever reason, they make me feel self-conscious, and that makes me feel uncomfortable. I also try to interject humor or switch the attention elsewhere; they are diversionary tactics which you're both calling me out on.
I know my imperfections better than anyone. To me they do seem like "monstrous moles". Being comfortable with who I am and how I look takes a conscious effort, and sometimes I relapse to lesser behavior. I will refrain from listing my faults as I perceive them (though I'm sorely tempted!) and instead thank you both (and anyone else) who has ever complimented me.
I think I need another dam beaver joke!
I'm eating all the ones here...um...to save the children...yes, that's it...to save the children from the evil satan treats of crispy chocolaty goodness.McKenna said:Cadbury mini-eggs. They are of the devil, I swear. I ate them so no one else would have to. Good of me, no?
McKenna said:
Boven of beneden, dat is dan de vraag....
Samandiriel said:
I love you, my Gentle Darkness...
Want a cadbury egg?Nirvanadragones said:(lick)
Samandiriel said:Want a cadbury egg?
McK: at least you're brave enough to ski.
How do you say crazy bitch in Afrikaans?Nirvanadragones said:
